Chapter 1: Attack of the Innnnnbreaders!!!
Ok, i've decided....If you want to discourage inbreading then do away with America Online. I call the most hick dumbass's on the planet.
My most common call is "WE already have AOL" *click*....I wonder when these people are late with there payments and AOL's collection service calls them if they do the same shit.
and let me go on record and say.....THE NATIONAL DO NOT CALL LIST HAS AN EXEMPTION TO AOL....SO THE NEXT TIME YOU THINK YOUR SOME BIG TIME LAWYER MAKE SURE YOU READ THE LEGAL DOCUMENT BEFORE YOU START QUOTING THE PIECE OF SHIT. Fact of the matter is If you've done business with the company they reserve the right to call you. So next time leave all that fancy lawyer talk to the people who spent 7 years in law school.
2nd If you are rude to us...you will get called back as early as we can possibly schedule you.
Oh and who thinks they are complete badass's when they see a number they don't know and they just pick up the phone and hang up....Guess what...I have a secret to tell you....WE WILL KEEP CALLING UNTIL YOU ANSWER. So get used to doing that 3 times a day.
and this also is true with people who screw with us. I mean do i go to these peoples jobs and fuck with them.
So there was my daily rant
Summary: Be polite to telemarketers
My most common call is "WE already have AOL" *click*....I wonder when these people are late with there payments and AOL's collection service calls them if they do the same shit.
and let me go on record and say.....THE NATIONAL DO NOT CALL LIST HAS AN EXEMPTION TO AOL....SO THE NEXT TIME YOU THINK YOUR SOME BIG TIME LAWYER MAKE SURE YOU READ THE LEGAL DOCUMENT BEFORE YOU START QUOTING THE PIECE OF SHIT. Fact of the matter is If you've done business with the company they reserve the right to call you. So next time leave all that fancy lawyer talk to the people who spent 7 years in law school.
2nd If you are rude to us...you will get called back as early as we can possibly schedule you.
Oh and who thinks they are complete badass's when they see a number they don't know and they just pick up the phone and hang up....Guess what...I have a secret to tell you....WE WILL KEEP CALLING UNTIL YOU ANSWER. So get used to doing that 3 times a day.
and this also is true with people who screw with us. I mean do i go to these peoples jobs and fuck with them.
So there was my daily rant
Summary: Be polite to telemarketers