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[erhabenheit]

I want my dog.

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[pimp_hat]

And I be wantin' a keg of Stormstout ale.

[erhabenheit]

I'm sure you can do better than that.

[pimp_hat]

Not really. It be damn good stuff.

[erhabenheit]

Well Jesus, at least want two or three for fuck's sake.

[pimp_hat]

But if I be gettin' too much of it den it just gets borin'. Dere be no point to havin' it den.

[erhabenheit]

That's not the point. Point is you have more and somewhere, someone else has less.

[pimp_hat]

But I don't be carin' 'bout dat. If I be gettin' too much of a good t'ing den it just be borin' and it ain't wort' havin'.

[erhabenheit]

God damn.

[pimp_hat]

What? What be wid joo?

[erhabenheit]

So what do you know about Carnival?

[pimp_hat]

It be on deck fuh and it be full of t'ings dat be wantin' to kill joo.

Be soundin' pretty much like home really.

[erhabenheit]

Oh nice.

And who're you now?

[pimp_hat]

Ain't it just?

I just a be simple troll. A simple troll dat be wantin' a keg of Stormstout ale.

[erhabenheit]

And nobody's accommodating enough to get it for you? Drop your ass on a fancy ship and can't even spot you a decent drink.

[pimp_hat]

Tell me 'bout it. Da suhvice here be shit. Most da bars here ain't even be manned, and da ones dat are be run by uddah passengahs.

[erhabenheit]

Oh ho, I was right. This is a slave labor ship.