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[erhabenheit]

[There's video feed of a certain demonic statue on Deck 18. The speaker isn't in the frame; occasionally a rat stops to crouch at the statue's feet.]So crew, I know the sign says you have to take care of this stupid thing. That's got to be a bitch, since you guys are so Goddamn busy all the time

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[chopshopgoddess]

[ohay she knows your voice.

...Weird kid.]

Break it.

[erhabenheit]

[Don't call him weird you lobster-wrestling tribeswoman.]

Probably not gonna. That uptight crew woman told me it was okay to break it, which takes almost all the fun out of this.

[chopshopgoddess]

Oooh. Well, yeah that's not so fun, then.

[IT WAS FOR IRONHIDE OKAY]

[erhabenheit]

What does it do?!

[He is so irate over not knowing what exactly this thing is. Ahhhh fuck you Meifeng.]

[chopshopgoddess]

Dunno. Don't feed it, see what happens.

[erhabenheit]

No fuck that, I'll get someone else to break it.

[chopshopgoddess]

Why don't you do it anyway? Breaking stuff can still be fun.

[erhabenheit]

Not when it does fucking weird stuff to people. And with this ship it's practically trendy to get fucked up six ways from Sunday doing the most innocent of things.

Like breaking a demon statue to see what's in it.

[chopshopgoddess]

You asked like, five minutes ago if you could break it. Now you want someone else to do it?

[erhabenheit]

[Ssssiiiighhh, these people.]

Obviously I was looking for some kind of reaction from the crew. And I got one. And may be making an executive decision based on it.

[chopshopgoddess]

Uh huh.

So have you reached a conclusion yet, then?

[erhabenheit]

Yes.

[chopshopgoddess]

So what is it?

[erhabenheit]

I conclude that I fuckin' hate rats. [And Bass hangs up on her. He felt he's been WAY too civil.]