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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Sunday on a flight to LA, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In September I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Friday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Wednesday I pushed vespa765 in the mud (-17 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-839 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
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