Damn You, Technology!
Dear Laptop,
Please stop making that horrid grinding sound. You know, the one that sounds like a rusty cement mixer full of broken glass and the wails of a thousand clubbed baby seals? I know you are old and thus the computer equivalent of arthritic and senile, but I just need you to last until August.
On a similar note...
Dear (mentally fulfilling) Summer Job,
Please give me more hours so that I can:
A) Not have to work soul-crushing retail to supplement my income and
B) Can afford to buy a laptop that does not make the aforementioned grinding sound.
You are a wonderful job and will look amazing on my resume, but I also need to buy a metric shitton of textbooks next semester.
Thank you and All Hail Cthulhu!
- Ergo
Please stop making that horrid grinding sound. You know, the one that sounds like a rusty cement mixer full of broken glass and the wails of a thousand clubbed baby seals? I know you are old and thus the computer equivalent of arthritic and senile, but I just need you to last until August.
On a similar note...
Dear (mentally fulfilling) Summer Job,
Please give me more hours so that I can:
A) Not have to work soul-crushing retail to supplement my income and
B) Can afford to buy a laptop that does not make the aforementioned grinding sound.
You are a wonderful job and will look amazing on my resume, but I also need to buy a metric shitton of textbooks next semester.
Thank you and All Hail Cthulhu!
- Ergo