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Oh, it's pretty much everything I expected. And nothing I want.
Nothin quite like years old Crystal Pepsi purchased off Ebay...Oh, and its warm, too.
I can certainly relate to the lyrics, "I got my mind on my money and my money on my mind." I'm a Jew; you know how we are
Oh no. Oh dear, what is this?
*lifts eyebrow* Like you all don't watch porn.
Finally someone decided to marry punk rock and cardigan sweaters.
Grunge ended when everyone in Seattle discovered dry cleaning.
EDDIE VEDER FACE
What Supreme Court justice doesn't [enjoy porn]?...Freak...Perv...Animal
Cold Eye killa. These are my Wesley Snipes eyes.
In my day we had Wake Me Up Before You Go Go, not I Wanna Sex You Up. Where's the mystery in that?
That's like Mr. Rogers masterbating in a theater. Or Captain Kangaroo.
...You fucking slut! And he didn't write back.
And now, for your moment of Zen...
Hal Sparks
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