you have died. would you like to continue? (y/n)
MS Paint Adventures: A classic Sierra-era point-and-click adventure game semi-participatory webcomic amazingly silly MS Paint monstrosity.
This is what all text-adventure games would be like if there was no need for "I'm sorry, I don't understand what you mean by 'FUCK YOU OPEN THE STUPID DOOR'".
Massive brownie points for the sort of bizarre, surreal Text Adventure Game Logic only an Infocom ex-employee could love: "You dial the number on the phone. The phone opens to reveal a SECRET NOTE!!"
(edit) the part where one of the characters gets frustrated and looks for a strategy guide on GameFAQs is BRILLIANT.
This is what all text-adventure games would be like if there was no need for "I'm sorry, I don't understand what you mean by 'FUCK YOU OPEN THE STUPID DOOR'".
Massive brownie points for the sort of bizarre, surreal Text Adventure Game Logic only an Infocom ex-employee could love: "You dial the number on the phone. The phone opens to reveal a SECRET NOTE!!"
(edit) the part where one of the characters gets frustrated and looks for a strategy guide on GameFAQs is BRILLIANT.