Some people think The Man listens to Britney Spears. He doesn't. He listens to
frighteningly earnest Abba covers.
I can imagine the associated video for any of these songs--a montage of three-second clips of serious-looking professionals working printing machines and copiers, scrolling excitingly in tiny rectangles across a high-impact, puke-green background.
Not that any highly specialized technology conference ever does that. Oh no.