Your Funeral Director almost ended up on the eternal scrapyard, but as you can tell, I'm back - at least temporarily - to tell you that "The Backstage Boneyard" is now available as an ebook.
Yes! For the ridiculous price of £ 2.20 ($4.00) you can read my memoirs so-far published in this blog, plus one that hasn't seen the light of day yet - the final chapter, so to speak.
GO HERE TO BUY THE E-BOOK!
YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT! This might be the last you hear from me; not that there wasn't much to say about the current music scene, but folks, if I'd start bitching about the likes of Smiley Cyrus and her Lords of the Purity Rings, I wouldn't get anything else done. Seriously, there should be an addition to the Geneva Convention regarding Disney Music Clones.
Anyway, back to business and me. The preview on Lulu doesn't work, for whatever reasons, but I checked the *.pdf file, it works just fine.
CONTENT
FAKING IT
UP IN SMOKE
TIGER
ZOMBIE SHOW
OF MISANTHROPES AND RACISTS
CRASH AND BURN
THE GREAT TICKETING
SWINDLE
FAN-FAN-FANATIC
KINKY MONKS FOR 60, STANLEY
SATANISTS ARE HIGHLY OVERRATED
WAITING FOR THE NIGHT TO FALL
THANK YOU, BRIAN MOLKO
FRANK, NO FURTHER
Well then - buy, my pretties, buy!
PS: Does "Sex, Drugs and Rock'n'Roll" need a warning? Or would that be more like a recommendation?