Captain Jack Sparrow returns. Or so it seems...
JOHNNY DEPP OVERLOAD
(The news has been reported by many sources)
Let me see... Mad Hatter in "Alice in Wonderland"? With Tim Burton? Yes. I can see that. Yayness.
Tonto in "The Lone Ranger"? I - feel a headache coming up. Loyal Native American Sidekick. Yes, we so need that. T + T writing the script? Can't wait.
PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN 4?!
"OK, guys, this time we don't even pretend that there's a script. It's not like anybody would notice. Just do your thing, Johnny, and we'll decorate the set with a couple of good looking people who don't bump into the furniture before we blow everything up."
They could include one or two music numbers to market the soundtrack to the kids. How about casting Miley Cyrus or some other godawful Disney clone as "adorable heroine", helping Jack and Barbossa to find the fountain of youth? Barbossa could fall in it and return as one of the Jonas Brothers.
Unless Norrington returns from the dead in his navy uniform and plays a substantial part as heroic guy with decent lines, I'm not interested. How likely is that?
(The news has been reported by many sources)
Let me see... Mad Hatter in "Alice in Wonderland"? With Tim Burton? Yes. I can see that. Yayness.
Tonto in "The Lone Ranger"? I - feel a headache coming up. Loyal Native American Sidekick. Yes, we so need that. T + T writing the script? Can't wait.
PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN 4?!
"OK, guys, this time we don't even pretend that there's a script. It's not like anybody would notice. Just do your thing, Johnny, and we'll decorate the set with a couple of good looking people who don't bump into the furniture before we blow everything up."
They could include one or two music numbers to market the soundtrack to the kids. How about casting Miley Cyrus or some other godawful Disney clone as "adorable heroine", helping Jack and Barbossa to find the fountain of youth? Barbossa could fall in it and return as one of the Jonas Brothers.
Unless Norrington returns from the dead in his navy uniform and plays a substantial part as heroic guy with decent lines, I'm not interested. How likely is that?