Statements of doom

Oct 27, 2006 14:00

Want to see my personal horror list for this week?

1. "I haven't pissed anybody off in months. Time for some shit-stirring. What d'you suggest? Dissing Peter Doherty and his Shabbybambles or writing something nice about My Chemical Romance?"

2. "You know, Peter Steele looks way better with short hair."

My replies:

1. "Do what you want, but make sure your insurance company covers the damage and I don't have to answer the death threats."

2. 0________________________________________o ?!?!?!?!?

I'm not sure I really want to know....!

Erestor

ps, random, funeral director

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