Because Jesus would join the Air Force, too

[erestor]

Plaintiffs say Air Force recruiters told to use religion as tool(...) The 12-page court filing says guest speakers at conventions of Air Force recruiters in 2003 and 2005 told Burleigh and other recruiters that "they needed to accept Jesus Christ in order to perform their job duties" and "to use faith in Jesus Christ while recruiting

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[megselv]

Ah! If I practice some cult that requires me to sprinkle random bystanders with Yak urine while chanting to them until they are in a trance so they may join me in knowing The Only Truth? Stopping me would be Oppression, yes?

(made own post so as not to spam, btw.)

[erestor]

My cult requires me to sprinkle random bystanders with Yak urine, too. Come on, let's join the Air Force!

[megselv]

Yes! I've never considered this, but the whole airborne thing could make the sprinkling a lot easier, you know.

[erestor]

Oh yessss... a bit like fire-fighting from the air, only without fire and without water! I like that idea! I just fear that we will not get enough yak-urine-supplies.

But then I live in Switzerland, we have a lot of cows...

[megselv]

This could be very good for developing countries. There could be a large market for powdered yak urine!

[erestor]

We might even get UN funding for our project!

(Can you guess that I should be working and totally unmotivated?!?)

[megselv]

:D