argh!

Mar 12, 2005 19:37

dear idiot bride-to-be

if he tells you "either you remove the tattoo on your shoulder or I will not marry you", then the correct reaction would be to

a) tell him to bugger off
b) tell him to get lost
c) a) or b)

the correct reaction, however, would NOT be running to the next surgeon and have your perfectly fine looking tribal tattoo removed in sixteen painful lasering sessions, just because your idiot italian groom-to-be is afraid of his family's reaction when they see your tattoo at the wedding because you wear a shoulder-free wedding dress. he's seen that bloody tattoo many times before, and it's never been a problem for him. if he can't stand by you in such a minor thing, how, exactly, do you think your future marriage will look like?

and to you, dear idiot-tv-presenter: read above.

no love

me

ps: I once had an almost-boyfriend who informed me that it was either him or the tattoos.

I got another cat.

rant, doofus

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