the facts of life
on the rare occassions where I find the time to read fan fiction, I often find myself confronted with the following question: "has the author ever had sex?" or, more specifically: "has the author ever seen a nekkid male?"
so I should not have been too surprised at finding the following rather - surreal discussion:
MUSINGS OVER COLIN FARRELL'S DICK - NOT WORKSAFE AND NOT FOR KIDDIES
now, you can chase me with colin f., and not in a pleasant way. the only thing that arouses in me when I see him is the need to whack him up the head with a rotten trout. I couldn't care less for colin's wiener.
but I'm howling with laughter here over the amazing number of ladies who just found out that colin' penis looks - like a penis. in a way, they all look the same, and with all due respect to my male friends: the dick to win a beauty-contest has to rise its head yet. literally speaking.
what planet are these girls living on? if this is the actual state of sex ed. in the USA, I should probably stop laughing and quietly sob in my hanky.
but as I'm in a generous mood and christmas is near, I'll save the bush-administration a lot of money and explain to you now the difference between a cut and an uncut-penis.
oh, and by the way: girls - if you love your guy, you will probably not care in the least what his dick looks like. it doesn't matter. just like it will not matter to him if your bum is slightly out of shape, even if you think this will be the first thing he'll notice.
because love, luckily, is wearing rose-tinted glasses. :)
erestor
edited to add: I think our cartoonist mäkka drew the best-dick-ever. dick's dick, so to speak. fans of stargate sg-1 (if there are still any out there) might find THIS FORMIDABLE THINGY HERE enjoyable.
so I should not have been too surprised at finding the following rather - surreal discussion:
MUSINGS OVER COLIN FARRELL'S DICK - NOT WORKSAFE AND NOT FOR KIDDIES
now, you can chase me with colin f., and not in a pleasant way. the only thing that arouses in me when I see him is the need to whack him up the head with a rotten trout. I couldn't care less for colin's wiener.
but I'm howling with laughter here over the amazing number of ladies who just found out that colin' penis looks - like a penis. in a way, they all look the same, and with all due respect to my male friends: the dick to win a beauty-contest has to rise its head yet. literally speaking.
what planet are these girls living on? if this is the actual state of sex ed. in the USA, I should probably stop laughing and quietly sob in my hanky.
but as I'm in a generous mood and christmas is near, I'll save the bush-administration a lot of money and explain to you now the difference between a cut and an uncut-penis.
oh, and by the way: girls - if you love your guy, you will probably not care in the least what his dick looks like. it doesn't matter. just like it will not matter to him if your bum is slightly out of shape, even if you think this will be the first thing he'll notice.
because love, luckily, is wearing rose-tinted glasses. :)
erestor
edited to add: I think our cartoonist mäkka drew the best-dick-ever. dick's dick, so to speak. fans of stargate sg-1 (if there are still any out there) might find THIS FORMIDABLE THINGY HERE enjoyable.