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So it's fallen to me to explain the events of the lab these past few months.
1) The Mouth of Sauron left Ioreth for Thorondir a few months ago and they've been involved in a mad, passionate, pediophilic affair that would make me fear for my children...
2) ...if Mouth hadn't bloody killed every single last one of them and me when he destroyed our previous lab in a fit of insanity.
3) While trapped in Mandos, I had an affair with death...who is quite the hottie. *eyedarts*
4) Grima is sexier. Rar baby. We're setting records for longest posting couple in Mespt.
5) Was possessed by Eight for awhile. Incidently he's sweet on Helm, which is frankly ruining his "I'm the baaaad wraith" reputation.
6) Gwathren just gave birth a few days ago to girl named Elise. Six, whose been out-eviling Eight lately, fed her baby to his children.
7) Sparky is our new maid. He thinks he's Arwen and has fallen head over heels for Trotter.
8) Thorondir is Iorth's son. This has provided Mouth with much angst because he is still functioning under the illusion that he still has some dignity left to protect. Riiight.
9) Oh and yeah - we're still planning on taking out the gods ect. I belive complete universal domination will look good on my resume.
I think those are the main points. Also our new lab is full of spiders. *squishes one* Noone will figure out where we are now.
1) The Mouth of Sauron left Ioreth for Thorondir a few months ago and they've been involved in a mad, passionate, pediophilic affair that would make me fear for my children...
2) ...if Mouth hadn't bloody killed every single last one of them and me when he destroyed our previous lab in a fit of insanity.
3) While trapped in Mandos, I had an affair with death...who is quite the hottie. *eyedarts*
4) Grima is sexier. Rar baby. We're setting records for longest posting couple in Mespt.
5) Was possessed by Eight for awhile. Incidently he's sweet on Helm, which is frankly ruining his "I'm the baaaad wraith" reputation.
6) Gwathren just gave birth a few days ago to girl named Elise. Six, whose been out-eviling Eight lately, fed her baby to his children.
7) Sparky is our new maid. He thinks he's Arwen and has fallen head over heels for Trotter.
8) Thorondir is Iorth's son. This has provided Mouth with much angst because he is still functioning under the illusion that he still has some dignity left to protect. Riiight.
9) Oh and yeah - we're still planning on taking out the gods ect. I belive complete universal domination will look good on my resume.
I think those are the main points. Also our new lab is full of spiders. *squishes one* Noone will figure out where we are now.