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(Erendis) *plays with Grima's dreds* mn...so how goes the elf?
(Grima) It talks.
(Erendis) It does now? What does it say?
(Grima) "Get that pink-haired lunatic away from me"
(Erendis) ...Gwathren?
(Grima) Presumably. Unless something happened to my hair while I wasn't looking
(Erendis) But isn't Gwathren all sacchrine and fuzz? What happened?
(Grima) Stabbed her in the leg then when she woke up said: "LET'S BE FRIENDS" and tried to get her to play checkers
(Erendis) That one's starting to crack hum? Well it was bound to happen having lived with Thorondir and Trotter for so long.
(Grima) At least she's only violent
(Erendis) Did you expect her to be something else?
TakaCrantz: (Grima) Every single time I remember who her 'parents' are
(Erendis) Well keep her in a chastity belt and everything'll be fine...
(Grima) Sure
(Erendis) *nuzzles* should be interesting to see how this new one fits in...
(Grima) I've been making my own modifications to the damn thing...*plays with Erendis' hair* After a quick study on the existing one
(Erendis) Oh? Such as?
(Grima) Took out the alcoholism and the sex drive. just for some peace and quiet
(Erendis) It would be nice if we ended up with something sane this time around.
(Grima) Doing my best for the cause
(Erendis) Wouldn't be a bad idea if Ioreth were to start discontinuing some of the older ones...
(Grima) *considers* Thorondir, definitely. Get Namuras a proper body, get rid of Gwathren maybe... although when she's not being sugary sweet she's an alright worker.
(Erendis) ...don't really need Trotter if the elf works out...
(Grima) Trotter is good with cards. Everyone has some essential skill
(Erendis) True and Gwathren has been good with inducing the gag reflex... but there are some skills we just don't need.
(Grima) I guess we could get rid of cotton candy
(Erendis) And does Thorondir even work anymore or just hide and read books? I'll admit his obnoxious-force is strong. He could be an asset if ever we needed to annoy the valar to death.
(Grima) The work he bothers to do could be replaced with Namuras, whose complaining was a lot less annoying
(Erendis) *nods* The lab could run much more efficently if the elf works, Mouth picks up the cleaning again and Namuras takes on Thorondir's duties...
(Grima) Will suggest it to Ioreth
(Erendis) *nuzzles* You're a dear...
(Grima) *kisses* And now if you'll excuse me, I need to go see if she's died again yet. Love you
(Erendis) *kisses back* Love you too.
(Grima) It talks.
(Erendis) It does now? What does it say?
(Grima) "Get that pink-haired lunatic away from me"
(Erendis) ...Gwathren?
(Grima) Presumably. Unless something happened to my hair while I wasn't looking
(Erendis) But isn't Gwathren all sacchrine and fuzz? What happened?
(Grima) Stabbed her in the leg then when she woke up said: "LET'S BE FRIENDS" and tried to get her to play checkers
(Erendis) That one's starting to crack hum? Well it was bound to happen having lived with Thorondir and Trotter for so long.
(Grima) At least she's only violent
(Erendis) Did you expect her to be something else?
TakaCrantz: (Grima) Every single time I remember who her 'parents' are
(Erendis) Well keep her in a chastity belt and everything'll be fine...
(Grima) Sure
(Erendis) *nuzzles* should be interesting to see how this new one fits in...
(Grima) I've been making my own modifications to the damn thing...*plays with Erendis' hair* After a quick study on the existing one
(Erendis) Oh? Such as?
(Grima) Took out the alcoholism and the sex drive. just for some peace and quiet
(Erendis) It would be nice if we ended up with something sane this time around.
(Grima) Doing my best for the cause
(Erendis) Wouldn't be a bad idea if Ioreth were to start discontinuing some of the older ones...
(Grima) *considers* Thorondir, definitely. Get Namuras a proper body, get rid of Gwathren maybe... although when she's not being sugary sweet she's an alright worker.
(Erendis) ...don't really need Trotter if the elf works out...
(Grima) Trotter is good with cards. Everyone has some essential skill
(Erendis) True and Gwathren has been good with inducing the gag reflex... but there are some skills we just don't need.
(Grima) I guess we could get rid of cotton candy
(Erendis) And does Thorondir even work anymore or just hide and read books? I'll admit his obnoxious-force is strong. He could be an asset if ever we needed to annoy the valar to death.
(Grima) The work he bothers to do could be replaced with Namuras, whose complaining was a lot less annoying
(Erendis) *nods* The lab could run much more efficently if the elf works, Mouth picks up the cleaning again and Namuras takes on Thorondir's duties...
(Grima) Will suggest it to Ioreth
(Erendis) *nuzzles* You're a dear...
(Grima) *kisses* And now if you'll excuse me, I need to go see if she's died again yet. Love you
(Erendis) *kisses back* Love you too.