Oct 18, 2007 12:45
Gacked from Foinah over at AW:
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could all
use a little more calmness in our lives! By following simple advice heard
on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace.
Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the
things you have started and have never finished."
So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't
finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a
bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish
Cream, a bottle of Kalhua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of
my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos,
and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now. Please pass this on
to those whom you think might be in need of inner peace.