Stolen from sarcastic_kitty
Give me any two characters from any game past or present, as long as one of the characters is mine, and I will tell you - no matter how ridiculous the pairing - the following about their first child
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A. Flynn Ddraig ap Bedwyr
B. When he's not travelling Europe plying his trade, he lives in a two-storey hovel built against the side of a cliff in Wales, with his insane drunken parents.
C. PB: Kevin McKidd
D. The norm: Zara moves in the Bedi, they get along for a few months and have lots of sex, they have a fight, Bedi gets excessively drunk, Zara moves out for a couple months, they eventually make up, lather, rinse repeat. However one day, right around the point when Zara would usually be appearing to move back in, Bedi opened the door and instead of a kiss got a head-reeling slap and much shouting about how she "ent takin' care of it, as it's his own damn fault an' she would be bothered" etc. Much to everyone's shock, Zara was pregnant. She and Bedi managed to cohabitate and not to kill each other until the baby wasn't nursing, at which point Zara abruptly left for about six months and then returned and stayed for good.
E. Three Random Facts:
1. Flynn is a highly skilled men's tailor and generally works as such, but his real love is dressmaking and corsetry. He can soldier too, if he needs to, but he's not particularly good at it.
2. As a small boy, he used to run off to spend time with his various "uncles": Uncle Florian taught him reading, writing, and cyphers; Uncle Kay taught him about household management and business. On the other hand, Uncle Lucan and Uncle Stock just told him lots of stories about his crazy parents.
3. Does not drink alcohol. Ever. Given the choice between a contaminated stream and the best wine in Italy, Flynn will take his chances with the stream water. He's actually a huge fan of fresh milk.
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(You should write me this fic.)
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(I really should, it would be hilarious, but is has been soooooo loooooong since I've written Zara I'll have to go back an reread source material/other fanfic first.)
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(GASP.)
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(I know, right?)
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