I realized after thinking about it that when I was in the kitchen earlier, there was what I thought was like a gnat or little fruit fly or something buzzing near my right eye and then my shoulder/upper chest, and I kind of batted it and tried to smush it against my chest. I didn't see further evidence of it.
I think it was actually a very small spider that I happened to walk into while it was dropping down from the ceiling, and I didn't actually smush it, so it remained on my chest until a few minutes later when I felt it crawling down my cleavage. And I looked down (as I'm wearing a tank top) and saw it was a tiny spider. Whereupon it REALLY got smushed.
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Sincerely, I meant to post something more comforting than that....but meep!
Breathe woman, breathe!
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You'd be proud of me. I didn't flail or scream or anything.
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PS. How's your heart rate? ;)
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Eventually.
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I think it was actually a very small spider that I happened to walk into while it was dropping down from the ceiling, and I didn't actually smush it, so it remained on my chest until a few minutes later when I felt it crawling down my cleavage. And I looked down (as I'm wearing a tank top) and saw it was a tiny spider. Whereupon it REALLY got smushed.
And now you know.
(And knowing is half the battle.)
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???
ICK!
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