People who shouldn't be parents
People who shouldn't be parents: Rangiku's Dream
Disclaimer: I own nothing!
Word Count: 484
Rating: PG - 13
Summary: Rangiku has a bad dream about babies.
People who shouldn't be parents: Rangiku’s Dream
Disclaimer: I own nothing!
Hitsugaya walked into the office to find Rangiku sleeping on the couch again. He sighed and made a bee-line for his table, which was groaning under Rangiku’s unfinished work. This was going to take time and if he didn’t get a move on, he’ll miss the time for his own afternoon nap. However, it was hard to focus when Rangiku kept mumbling in her sleep!
“No,” she kept saying, “This is not right... no... don’t... don’t... go to him... No, sweety... Nooooooo!!!!!” she screaming awake, arms out stretched, as if she was trying to stop something or someone.
“What the matter with you!” demanded Hitsugaya, “You are loud even in your sleep!”
“O Captain!” Rangiku exclaimed, “It was horrible! I dreamt that I was the mother of a beautiful baby girl! She was so cute! I dressed her in a beautiful pink dress and tied her hair-up with pink ribbons! She was just learning to walk and so we decided to play a game. I was on one side of a room holding her favorite toy and of course I had her favorite things to eat,” she said as she made her breasts jiggle, “My boob milk!”
“I got it!” barked Hitsugaya, “You don’t have to jiggle your breasts and explain it to me!” he protested.
Rangiku went on as if he had not spoken, “I kept calling her to me but...” Rangiku sobbed, “She still went to him! Stupid Gin! Why! Why would my daughter keep going to him!” demanded Rangiku, “I had the toy and the boobs full of milk! He didn’t have either of those and she was still like ‘Daddy’ and walking to him as fast as she could!” Rangiku wailed, “It’s so unfair! Why is my baby girl such a daddy’s little girl! I want her to be a Mama’s girl!”
“Mama’s boy,” corrected Hitsugaya.
Rangiku suddenly stopped, “Come again,” she prompted.
“The expression is Mama’s boy,” Hitsugaya reminded her.
Suddenly Rangiku smiled excitedly, “You are right Captain! That’s the problem! I have to have a boy! If I had a little boy, he would always prefer me over Gin! In fact, Gin doesn’t even want boys! So he’ll totally ignore the little tyke and then I could have the boy all to myself! That’s my genius captain for you! Thanks Captain! Now I can go back to sleep and not worry about having nightmares!” with that she promptly lay back down and curled-up.
“Oi! Stop that!” barked Hitsugaya, “If you are awake help with with this paperwork,” but Matsumoto wasn’t paying attention, indeed, it would seem that for all intent and purposes, she had gone back to sleep, which just made the vein pop on Hitsugaya’s forehead, “MATSUMOTO!!!!!!!”
Author’s note: The latest chapter made me sad. So I wrote this to cheer myself up.
Disclaimer: I own nothing!
Word Count: 484
Rating: PG - 13
Summary: Rangiku has a bad dream about babies.
People who shouldn't be parents: Rangiku’s Dream
Disclaimer: I own nothing!
Hitsugaya walked into the office to find Rangiku sleeping on the couch again. He sighed and made a bee-line for his table, which was groaning under Rangiku’s unfinished work. This was going to take time and if he didn’t get a move on, he’ll miss the time for his own afternoon nap. However, it was hard to focus when Rangiku kept mumbling in her sleep!
“No,” she kept saying, “This is not right... no... don’t... don’t... go to him... No, sweety... Nooooooo!!!!!” she screaming awake, arms out stretched, as if she was trying to stop something or someone.
“What the matter with you!” demanded Hitsugaya, “You are loud even in your sleep!”
“O Captain!” Rangiku exclaimed, “It was horrible! I dreamt that I was the mother of a beautiful baby girl! She was so cute! I dressed her in a beautiful pink dress and tied her hair-up with pink ribbons! She was just learning to walk and so we decided to play a game. I was on one side of a room holding her favorite toy and of course I had her favorite things to eat,” she said as she made her breasts jiggle, “My boob milk!”
“I got it!” barked Hitsugaya, “You don’t have to jiggle your breasts and explain it to me!” he protested.
Rangiku went on as if he had not spoken, “I kept calling her to me but...” Rangiku sobbed, “She still went to him! Stupid Gin! Why! Why would my daughter keep going to him!” demanded Rangiku, “I had the toy and the boobs full of milk! He didn’t have either of those and she was still like ‘Daddy’ and walking to him as fast as she could!” Rangiku wailed, “It’s so unfair! Why is my baby girl such a daddy’s little girl! I want her to be a Mama’s girl!”
“Mama’s boy,” corrected Hitsugaya.
Rangiku suddenly stopped, “Come again,” she prompted.
“The expression is Mama’s boy,” Hitsugaya reminded her.
Suddenly Rangiku smiled excitedly, “You are right Captain! That’s the problem! I have to have a boy! If I had a little boy, he would always prefer me over Gin! In fact, Gin doesn’t even want boys! So he’ll totally ignore the little tyke and then I could have the boy all to myself! That’s my genius captain for you! Thanks Captain! Now I can go back to sleep and not worry about having nightmares!” with that she promptly lay back down and curled-up.
“Oi! Stop that!” barked Hitsugaya, “If you are awake help with with this paperwork,” but Matsumoto wasn’t paying attention, indeed, it would seem that for all intent and purposes, she had gone back to sleep, which just made the vein pop on Hitsugaya’s forehead, “MATSUMOTO!!!!!!!”
Author’s note: The latest chapter made me sad. So I wrote this to cheer myself up.