Oh dear...

[erchirion]

You would think a blind man wouldn't be so hard to capture. :eyes Elfwine: I don't think your head should rest at that angle. No, I'm pretty sure. Perhaps you should stop and fix it?

:rolls eyes: The undead can be so cranky.

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[elfwine]

The blind man has probably fallen down a badger hole and been eaten by some angry rodent.

[erchirion]

....that's my brother you're talking about, you know.

[elfwine]

And my lover. Doesn't mean I can't feel mean.

[erchirion]

Perhaps more fiber in your diet would clear that up.

[elfwine]

There's a nice pond I can throw you into.

[erchirion]

:shrinks:

[elfwine]

I'm just in a bad mood. The longer I'm away from Ithilien the louder Thorononnen gets.

Don't take any of it personally *pinches the bridge of his nose*

Okay, I'm going to spin around and point and we'll just go in that direction.

[erchirion]

I'll just simply nod a lot. Talking seems to aggravate things.

!!

[elphir]

*tackles*

[erchirion]

Oof! :tries to catch breath: Score one for the blind guy. :scrambles up:

[elphir]

THERE ARE BEES AND WOODLAND CREATURES OUT HERE

[erchirion]

:blinks: And?

[elphir]

They're vicious.

Who were you talking to?

[elfwine]

*reaches down and puts enough pressure on Elphir's shoulders to keep him down*

Me.

[erchirion]

I guess being blind in the wilderness was enough for Elphir. :snickers:

Don't worry, Elphy. :smirks: We'll rescue you.

[elphir]

Both of you are fucktards, you know that?