Guh

[erchirion]

If you want to wake up with that warm and cuddled feeling, don't fall asleep with a dead guy. Just saying.

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[elfwine]

Whine, whine whine. You make funny noises when you sleep. And kick.

[erchirion]

Children whine. I bitch manfully. What sort of noises? I wasn't talking in my sleep was I? Um... what did I say?

[elfwine]

You don't need to know.

To find your brother and hogtie him now?

[erchirion]

I should sleep with a gag on, I swear.

Okay. It's so nice that we can have some family bonding time over a bit of bondage. It makes dinner party conversations that much more interesting.

[elfwine]

I like to claim I have no family if the subject comes up, me.

[erchirion]

...oh, right. :steps away: Okay, hint taken. So, do you know where Elfwine is?

[elfwine]

No hint. It's just easier then explaining incest and time travel.

Although the 'raised by a hobbit cult' seems to go over well.

And he's sort of stuck in the back of my head screaming right now. Why?

[erchirion]

I meant Elphir. I should probably lay off the gummie worms and peeps. They're rotting my brain. Doritos are much better.

I carry diagrams for explanations of family. It amuses me to watch people's eyes cross.

[elfwine]

That direction. Kept walking there after you fell asleep.

Hmm. We could take a detour to get you some real food if you want. Elphir can't get too far...

[erchirion]

Sorry about the sleeping thing. I was very tired, and you were very comfy. :blushes: Plus, I'm used to sleeping against someone.

Real food? As opposed to the plastic kind? I assure you, I haven't eaten plastic or wax fruit since the horrible banana incident. Doritos are pretty real.

[elfwine]

Meat and veggies. You know. Those things that give you vitamans as opposed to let you glow in the dark.

Issokay. Haven't been near a sleeping person I wasn't just guarding in a long while.

[erchirion]

OOooh, those. Right. Merry usually took care of that stuff. And what's wrong with glowing a little. I never stub my toe going to the loo at night. And, I'm like my own little rave. Turn on some techno, and I'll bounce around for you.

Ah, well I could try to snap your neck or something, if it made you feel more at ease. I'd just rather snuggle myself though.

[elfwine]

Do you hear something yelling: "Not the face, not the fucking face!?" *tilts head*

[erchirion]

:listens:

It sounds like... Elphir, I think. Of course, the high-pitched girlish shrieking makes it hard to be 100% sure. It's Elphir or a cat in heat.

[elfwine]

*scoops you up and goes a'Elphir hunting*

[erchirion]

Damn my short legs. :smirks: Not really. :hooks chin over Elfwine's shoulder and hangs on: I'll bite his knees or something for you.