It runs in the family you know...

[erchirion]

I assure you, it was a moment of insanity on my part. But yeah, there you go. Wandering towards Elfwine with the brother that hates me and raped me. Woo! It's a party. If I suddenly die or something, it's all his fault.

I wonder if Elfwine even realizes he's gone.

Got to reconnect with Bergil which was nice. He mentioned something about a show,

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[bergil]

My god.

heart palpitations.

[erchirion]

I know. Me too. Probably for different reasons though.

[elphir]

Sounds like fun.

[erchirion]

You wouldn't be allowed to be armed. Just so you know.

[elphir]

I need a weapon?

[erchirion]

:steps away:

[elphir]

You know something cool? I can tell when you move. My sight isn't that far gone.

[erchirion]

I still have crabs! :waves them:

[elphir]

Meh.

Just makes it harder for you to wander off and leave me here if I can follow.

[erchirion]

I hadn't thought of it, but now I am Mr. I-don't-need-weapons. I'm not afraid of you, you know. Okay, I am, but I bet I could ravage your knees before you actually did anything. Your knees...are so mine. :puffs up: I'm a badass.

[elphir]

Sure you are. And I'm a brilliant ruler. Where the hell are we now?

[erchirion]

You weren't too bad. You know, before the whole off the deep end episode.

:glances about: We are... uh, somewhere. Wait a second, where the heck are we? Um, somewhere near the Shire I think. :takes a deep breath and makes a face: Yep, the Shire. It the only part of Arda that smells like feet.

[elphir]

What deep end?

Ah. Wonderful. And how far away is Ithilien?

[erchirion]

Killing your son? Remember? It wasn't your most sane moment.

From my arm to my ass? How should I know? You're the one that lives there.

[elphir]

we all have temper tantrums from time to time.

God. The hopeless leading the blind. Let's go kill someone and take their cart.

[erchirion]

A temper tantrum is when I got mad at you for telling the tutor I didn't do my homework because I was high, and I shredded all your paperwork. Killing your offspring is a whole new game.

Why don't we not and just steal the cart, when they aren't looking? They're hobbits. Toss something edible in one direction, and when they go after it, take their cart off in another.