[IC Report] Not to Make You Worry or Anything, But...
(Copy of a report to the Prince Regent from his Commander, as he is wont to do.)
Prince Regent,
I wished to dash off a quick note to let you know that there was an incident with a young lady named Ithunn and a young man named Sebastopol, who is now dead. At her hands, in the smoking parlour. I'm afraid the rug and three chairs are ruined. Princess Flora discovered the blood trail to the gates before I could completely clean it. Then the Rebman Ambassador arrived as we were loading the body into a wheelbarrow.
I apologize for brevity, but I need to find a mop. I will make full report later, but be assured the situation is well in hand.
Your's in Service,
Commander Erasmus de'Mandrake
Prince Regent,
I wished to dash off a quick note to let you know that there was an incident with a young lady named Ithunn and a young man named Sebastopol, who is now dead. At her hands, in the smoking parlour. I'm afraid the rug and three chairs are ruined. Princess Flora discovered the blood trail to the gates before I could completely clean it. Then the Rebman Ambassador arrived as we were loading the body into a wheelbarrow.
I apologize for brevity, but I need to find a mop. I will make full report later, but be assured the situation is well in hand.
Your's in Service,
Commander Erasmus de'Mandrake