My dream last night
So last night i had this crazy ass dream
I was like drunk as fuck with my friends and shit, and it was really late at night and i had to go home....
But for some reason i was walking home all drunk and fucked up...
And i was walking across this field of homes being built and thurr was this one i thought it was a model home and shit, Thinking no one lived in it..
The doors were open and some lights were on so i was like fuck it i'ma cut threw here for a short cut....
I walk a couple feet into the house and i see a bong with weed sitting on the table and i'm like oh fuck someone lives here so i turn around all drunk and stumbling and i start to walk out and like Three gurls come out of no where and are all like Blah Blah Blah my parents are away for the weekend...
And i'm like pshhh what the fuck and i was laughing in my dream..
Then i was like can i smoke your weed HAHA, and they let me becuase girls in my dreams are bad ass like that..
We'll the phone rings and this gurl is all like "That was my dad there gunna be here soon Oh No" Blah Blah
And i'm all still drunk in my dream so i'm like fuck i gotta get outta here...
And all the sudden her parents walk in the door and i'm like fuck
And they start freaking out and thurr dad was all like WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU BLAH BLAH
And i was like shut the fuck up man i was just trying to get home
And he was all like tryin to get crazy with me
So I ripped my shirt off like Hulk Hogan
And i was like lets go old man
And drunk falling all over the place, I couldnt even stand up
And the dad like kicks me in the face
So i get all pissed off cuz i cant stand up i'm too drunk and shit
So i'm like Fuck you Nigger I'm coming back to fight your ass
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHA i dunno i just thought that was a crazy ass dream!
I was like drunk as fuck with my friends and shit, and it was really late at night and i had to go home....
But for some reason i was walking home all drunk and fucked up...
And i was walking across this field of homes being built and thurr was this one i thought it was a model home and shit, Thinking no one lived in it..
The doors were open and some lights were on so i was like fuck it i'ma cut threw here for a short cut....
I walk a couple feet into the house and i see a bong with weed sitting on the table and i'm like oh fuck someone lives here so i turn around all drunk and stumbling and i start to walk out and like Three gurls come out of no where and are all like Blah Blah Blah my parents are away for the weekend...
And i'm like pshhh what the fuck and i was laughing in my dream..
Then i was like can i smoke your weed HAHA, and they let me becuase girls in my dreams are bad ass like that..
We'll the phone rings and this gurl is all like "That was my dad there gunna be here soon Oh No" Blah Blah
And i'm all still drunk in my dream so i'm like fuck i gotta get outta here...
And all the sudden her parents walk in the door and i'm like fuck
And they start freaking out and thurr dad was all like WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU BLAH BLAH
And i was like shut the fuck up man i was just trying to get home
And he was all like tryin to get crazy with me
So I ripped my shirt off like Hulk Hogan
And i was like lets go old man
And drunk falling all over the place, I couldnt even stand up
And the dad like kicks me in the face
So i get all pissed off cuz i cant stand up i'm too drunk and shit
So i'm like Fuck you Nigger I'm coming back to fight your ass
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHA i dunno i just thought that was a crazy ass dream!