Achieving Equality through Tackiness
Today I was at Babies 'R' Us, and saw a rack of those unfortunate shirts for little girls that say things like "Drama Queen," "High Maintenance," "Hottie," etc. Then I noticed that there were shirts for boy babies, too. And I was repulsed, yet strangely fascinated, by the shirt that said "Chick Magnet." This is not what we mean when we say equality, folks!