Yes or No Meme

[equusmaximus]

     Yoinked from wolfmatix:

1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No .

2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages/comments you and asks. And believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming... things are not exactly as they seem.

3. It is harder than it looks, but NO explanations !!! You will want to... but don't!!!

• Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? --- yes
• Been arrested? --- no
• Kissed someone you didn't like? --- yes
• Slept in until 5 PM? --- yes
• Fallen asleep at work/school? --- yes
• Ran a red light? --- yes
• Been suspended from school? --- no
• Experienced love at first sight? --- yes
• Totalled your car in an accident? --- yes
• Been fired from a job? --- yes
• Fired somebody? --- yes
• Sang karaoke? --- no
• Pointed a gun at someone? --- yes
• Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? --- yes
• Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? --- yes
• Caught a snowflake on your tongue? --- yes
• Kissed in the rain? --- yes
• Had a close brush with death (your own)? --- yes
• Seen someone die? --- yes
• Played spin-the-bottle? --- no
• Sang in the shower? --- yes
• Smoked a cigar? --- no
• Sat on a rooftop? --- yes
• Taken pictures of yourself naked? --- yes
• Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? --- yes
• Skipped school? --- yes
• Eaten a bug? --- no
• Sleepwalked? --- no
• Walked a moonlit beach? --- yes
• Ridden a motorcycle? --- yes
• Dumped someone? --- yes
• Forgotten your anniversary? --- no
• Lied to avoid a ticket? --- yes
• Ridden on a helicopter? --- no
• Shaved your head? --- no
• Blacked out from drinking? --- no
• Played a prank on someone? --- yes
• Hit a home run? --- yes
• Felt like killing someone? --- yes
• Cross-dressed? --- yes
• Been falling-down drunk? --- no
• Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? --- yes
• Eaten snake? --- no
• Marched/Protested? --- no
• Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? --- yes
• Puked on an amusement ride? --- no
• Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? --- yes
• Been in a band? --- yes
• Knitted? --- no
• Been on TV? --- no
• Shot a gun? --- yes
• Skinny-dipped? --- yes
• Caused someone to need stitches? --- no
• Ridden a surfboard? --- no
• Drank straight from a liquor bottle? --- yes
• Had surgery? --- yes
• Streaked? ---no
• Taken by ambulance to hospital? --- yes
• Passed out when not drinking? --- yes
• Peed on a bush? --- yes
• Donated Blood? --- no
• Grabbed electric fence? --- yes
• Eaten alligator meat? --- yes
• Eaten cheesecake? --- yes
• Eaten kids' Halloween candy? --- yes
• Killed an animal when not hunting? --- yes
• Peed your pants in public? --- yes
• Written graffiti? --- yes
• Still love someone you shouldn't? --- yes
• Think about the future? --- yes
• Been in handcuffs? --- yes
• Believe in love? --- yes
• Sleep on a certain side of the bed? --- yes