Some like it HOT!!!
Here's a quick test to tell whether or not you're human:
If you eat something, and the very act of even putting it in your mouth makes your lips and tongue feel like they're on fire, you break out in a sweat, your eyes are pouring out tears like Niagra Falls, your sinuses are instantly cleared, and then you chew and swallow... Which leads to a firey burn as the morsel slides down your gullet, and your mind plays back the lyrics to Johnny Cash's "Burning Ring of Fire" because you know what's going to happen when that thing you just swallowed makes it's way out again...
If you go through all that, and then say (once you're able to speak again!) "Whoooooo-Eeeeeeee!! That was a HOT ONE! Let's do that again!!!!"
If all that is applicable, then yeah, you're human. Nothing else on this planet is that stupid. (Cartoon characters excepted!)
