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I work at a press in the Palisades. I help make the Palisidian Post, the local newspaper. The Palisades is like a poor man's Beverly Hills. I've spotted many a celebrity. For example, once when I was in a hurry to finish my lunch I saw this lady, only circa now, with a baseball cap and wrinkles. I was wearing my lunch all over my face when we made eye contact.
Anyway, we also do other jobs besides the newspaper. We make booklets for the chamber of commerce.
I found this on one of the pages of the current issue today while on the job:
Turns out you too can be an honorary mayor of the Palisades.
All you gotta do is follow the guidelines:
1. Be a celebrity.
2. Live in the Palisades.
3. Star in two or more Police Academy's.
4. (optional) Be Bob Saget!
Word on the street is, Bob sucked dick for honorary mayor status. That old scallywag. That old wag who scallies. Bob Saget is old.
Oh by the way, I turned 20 on Friday. I forgot to tell you guys. Ah well.
I'm 20.
Anyway, we also do other jobs besides the newspaper. We make booklets for the chamber of commerce.
I found this on one of the pages of the current issue today while on the job:
Turns out you too can be an honorary mayor of the Palisades.
All you gotta do is follow the guidelines:
1. Be a celebrity.
2. Live in the Palisades.
3. Star in two or more Police Academy's.
4. (optional) Be Bob Saget!
Word on the street is, Bob sucked dick for honorary mayor status. That old scallywag. That old wag who scallies. Bob Saget is old.
Oh by the way, I turned 20 on Friday. I forgot to tell you guys. Ah well.
I'm 20.