AHEM. Hem. Hem.
This... is where... you ask weird, possibly pornographic details about FML-boy's background / head canon / whatever is crossing your ~*~ beeeeeeaaaaaaaauuuuutiful miiiiinds ~*~ and I go in a corner and cry. Then bleach my eyes and pretend I never heard it. Or, you know, once in a blue moon, actually tl;dr my black little heart out competently.
STILL IN B4 ASHOREE.
can't drive, never learned (avoids public documents of any sort); easily car sick
photographic memory, heightened 'xerox' abilities; can't imitate what he doesn't understand logically (problem re: languages)
scratched in 'equate' in sloppy Romanji on the side of his phone
traditional Japanese food > Western one; can't cook; takes his coffee as does the person who gets it for him (rarely buys his own)
enjoys sleep (can't do it around strangers); instinctively violent if woken up suddenly via physical contact (fall back)
takes cold easily fire jutsu user motherfucker XDDD
fitted clothing > loose, no baggy sleeves or overcoats (too easy for someone to catch him by those, if running)
senior member of the Protect Sakura's Virginity League (leave him a message to join the cause :(v )