UC Suckeley
The University of California, Berkeley sucks. Forget your learned expectations and its reputation, I've honestly seen better shithole communities in the Detroit landfill. The university is a dump and the city of Berkeley is a pothole on the road to anywhere else. Homeless people and hippies litter the streets like trash. Dogs everywhere. Whatever the hippies are smoking is a welcome smell to the skunk emanating from their person.
The campus is disgusting. The dorms are smaller than the girth of my penis. Annoying one way streets and traffic circles are annoying. Their football stadium is a joke. It looks like someone rubbed feces on the walls of the Coliseum. The campus look like a puzzle that was forced together with the wrong pieces. Every building has a different design and structure, nothing is uniform.
I'm still trying to understand where the school's high reputation comes from.
And the students -- you can't tell the difference between them and homeless people. Most likely because the homeless were once the esteemed students of the university and after they came to the slow fuck of a realization that they earned a degree from a shit school, they perched their butts on the streets of Berkeley and haven't moved since.
Beer costs eight bucks at the so called college bar. I could get a pitcher of beer for five bucks at any bar surrounding my university. Not to mention I had some choice names yelled at me as I was walking down Telegraph with my friends. Every stupid person you have met in your life is pulled into one human being at UC Berkeley; they unhinge their jaws and suck out all of the stupid from everything and Sarah Palin in one fell swoop.
The dumb teenager who can't add two plus two, he's a rocket engineer now. The bitch who never stops talking in class, she works PR for BP now. The racist grandma who thinks she's still in 1942, she's dead. George Bush, president AGAIN 2012. All because people at UC Berkeley suck the stupid out of the world.
So I'm just going to sit in my prison dorm for the next few days foaming at the mouth and trying not to take a chunk out of anyone's shoulder to give them the rabies I have been secretly harboring for such an occasion. Oh and to the people who thought my friend was wearing Berkeley's school colors and yelled "Go Bears!"
Go fuck yourselves.
The campus is disgusting. The dorms are smaller than the girth of my penis. Annoying one way streets and traffic circles are annoying. Their football stadium is a joke. It looks like someone rubbed feces on the walls of the Coliseum. The campus look like a puzzle that was forced together with the wrong pieces. Every building has a different design and structure, nothing is uniform.
I'm still trying to understand where the school's high reputation comes from.
And the students -- you can't tell the difference between them and homeless people. Most likely because the homeless were once the esteemed students of the university and after they came to the slow fuck of a realization that they earned a degree from a shit school, they perched their butts on the streets of Berkeley and haven't moved since.
Beer costs eight bucks at the so called college bar. I could get a pitcher of beer for five bucks at any bar surrounding my university. Not to mention I had some choice names yelled at me as I was walking down Telegraph with my friends. Every stupid person you have met in your life is pulled into one human being at UC Berkeley; they unhinge their jaws and suck out all of the stupid from everything and Sarah Palin in one fell swoop.
The dumb teenager who can't add two plus two, he's a rocket engineer now. The bitch who never stops talking in class, she works PR for BP now. The racist grandma who thinks she's still in 1942, she's dead. George Bush, president AGAIN 2012. All because people at UC Berkeley suck the stupid out of the world.
So I'm just going to sit in my prison dorm for the next few days foaming at the mouth and trying not to take a chunk out of anyone's shoulder to give them the rabies I have been secretly harboring for such an occasion. Oh and to the people who thought my friend was wearing Berkeley's school colors and yelled "Go Bears!"
Go fuck yourselves.