This is a typical Livejournal update
This update is distilled wisdom. This update must be studied sentence by sentence for hidden subtleties and depth. This update is filled with double-entendres, hidden jokes and veiled meanings. This update is life-changing; it signals the birth of a higher level of consciousness, a new standard to live by. This update is not written to be easily read or understood. This update shows off a rejection of conventional thinking and accepted grammatical theory. This update contains many spelling and punctuation errors, which are not errors but in fact meticulously placed symbols which convey a deep contempt for organization and structure.
This update phrases things in ways no one ever has and no one ever will again. This update perfectly captures the essence of the deep and profound, slowly unraveling revelations with continued study. This update takes the obvious and makes them strange. This update reveals the truth behind all things, not just a truth but the absolute truth.
This update is hilarious; comedy crystallizes on the edge of every sentence, snowballing into a lattice of unimaginable size. This update is a conundrum, a birth of opposites, a combination of polarities. This update fuses so many different elements it creates a new, overriding uniformity.
This update reveals true feelings, deepest longings and secret ambitions. This update defines both a person and a soul. This update will only be read by friends, but is addressed to the world at large. This update is a window into the way I function at the basest level. This update is worth a hundred snapshots, a thousand biography pages. This update will set the world on fire.
This update is very much a typical Livejournal/Myspace/whatever update, which is to say total shit. Why is anyone who can string two words together so fucking pretentious :(
This update phrases things in ways no one ever has and no one ever will again. This update perfectly captures the essence of the deep and profound, slowly unraveling revelations with continued study. This update takes the obvious and makes them strange. This update reveals the truth behind all things, not just a truth but the absolute truth.
This update is hilarious; comedy crystallizes on the edge of every sentence, snowballing into a lattice of unimaginable size. This update is a conundrum, a birth of opposites, a combination of polarities. This update fuses so many different elements it creates a new, overriding uniformity.
This update reveals true feelings, deepest longings and secret ambitions. This update defines both a person and a soul. This update will only be read by friends, but is addressed to the world at large. This update is a window into the way I function at the basest level. This update is worth a hundred snapshots, a thousand biography pages. This update will set the world on fire.
This update is very much a typical Livejournal/Myspace/whatever update, which is to say total shit. Why is anyone who can string two words together so fucking pretentious :(