From Twitter 05-13-2011

May 14, 2011 03:18



  • 00:29:40: Comcast, Your solid, reliable internet is a credit to your... Pfffft. Sorry. Couldn't keep that up. Let's go 24 hours without screwing up?
  • 00:51:32: @ DinoKadich I think we'd only have a problem if I were working with a crappy product...
  • 09:24:04: Can't help but feel like @ StephenAtHome going to the Federal Election Committee is going to be a terrible idea... In the most amusing way.
  • 09:25:07: @ AstroIronMike @NASA do Astronauts get a bumper sticker that reads "My other car goes to space" ?
  • 12:45:58: RT @thecontentfarm: HOW TO BE CONAN: 1. Crush enemies. 2. Drive them before you. 3. Hear lamentations of their women. 4. Get show on TBS.
  • 15:00:07: Taking a quick break from writing about coyotes to write about Hitler. #MyJobTakesMeWeirdPlaces
  • 15:00:35: Oh, did I mention I also just wrote about a bank robber's arrest?
  • 17:51:27: Again Comcast Internet disconnects when I need it: I'm working, roommate's surfing the web, both trying to watch Netflix.
  • 18:10:21: Moar like Osama Porn Hidin', #amirite “@S60WritersRoom: Porn Found at Osama Bin Laden's Compound: http://t.co/S7crRl0” #youarenotright
  • 21:29:42: @ cblauss part of the reason I wasn't too broken up about missing my happy hour. #overrated #overratedandpoorlyrated
  • 21:31:15: @ greenblanket they only rated "silver medal" to the bride/groom (select accordingly)
  • 21:33:28: @ VDOOZER I for one like the idea that celebrities are ordinary people who simply have a wider renown than me.
  • 21:40:42: RT @Scott_Wegna: a-yup. Still laughing my ass of at this. http://bit.ly/l63Ozj
  • 21:41:55: I especially love the subtle implication that Obama took bin Laden down because of PSN,
    "I just got Portal 2!"
    " http://t.co/j7VsDWZ "


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