It's kinda sad, but both my mother
and sister believe in this quack ~~~
Sung to the tune of
Tom Lehrer's "Wernher von Braun" Gather 'round while I sing you of Sylvia Browne
A dear lady whose creed is based upon true greed
Call her a fraudster, she won’t even frown
"Ah, fraudschter, schmaudshter!"
Says Sylvia Browne
Don’t say that she is un-mystical
Call rather her misses statistical
"When a guess won’t hit home, who cares if it is sound?
That’s not my department,"
Says Sylvia Browne
Some have harsh words for this woman’s renown
But some say our attitude should be one of gratitude
Like the widows and cripples, whose money lies 'round
Can get rid of their pensions to Sylvia Browne
You too may be a big hero
All you need is a hit count of zero
“Drowned or alive, who cares how they are found?
- I knew they existed!”
Says Sylvia Browne.
(Any similarity to Tom Lehrer’s ‘Wernher von Braun’ is completely intentional)
Source:
thebutlersaw ~*~*~
The following text is from an interesting site
called ~
Stop Sylvia Browne An Invitation
If you are already skeptical of Sylvia Browne, you will find much here to confirm that skepticism.
If you are "on the fence" about Sylvia Browne and her claims, perhaps this site will help you to make up your mind.
And even if you are a dyed-in-the-wool Sylvia Browne believer, I think you might find some things here which will give you pause.
http://www.stopsylviabrowne.com/home/