Book Reviews
Ignoring the fact that I don't know when I last updated, I promised 7171177711 that I would post book reviews of all the James Bond novels he gave me for my birthday. The review for Casino Royale will be up shortly, but I also read Make Love! The Bruce Campbell Way recently, and instead of a review I'll sum the book up with a short section from the last chapter, in which Bruce writes to the editor Barry Neville from prison.
BARRY,
'SUP, SUCKA? B DAWG C HERE, CAN'T TALK LONG -
HO CHECK SOON, KNOW WHA IM SAYING ? BEEN LONG
TIME SINCE YOU BE MONKEY MOUTHIN BOUT A
RELATIONSHIP BOOK, AN' THE OFFER. WORD UP, FOO -
I BEEN THINKIN' (PLENTY TIME FO THAT INNA JOYNT)
AN' I THINK IT WOULD BE COO TO DO A BOOK AN
SHIT 'BOUT MEN AND THEY BITCHES.
WRITE TO BE HERE:
B DAWG C
PRISONER #22987
C/O CHINO MENS CORRECTIONAL INSTITUTE
P.O. BOX 00-3344
CHINO, CA 91710
P.S. FYI, YOU WANT TO THROW DOWN, MAKE A REAL
DEAL, FOO - TALK WITH MY ACE BOON COON,
RANDY, HE BEEN SPENDIN' TIME IN THE LAW LIBRARY
AN SHIT, SO, DON'T FUCK ME OVER ON PAPER,
DAWG, OR HE LL STICK YOU WITH HIS BANGER.
GOTTA BOUNCE,
B D C
P.P.S. THE WHITE SHIRTS IS ASS HOLES
Smash Pain might have their Spawn Soundtrack Collaborator.
BARRY,
'SUP, SUCKA? B DAWG C HERE, CAN'T TALK LONG -
HO CHECK SOON, KNOW WHA IM SAYING ? BEEN LONG
TIME SINCE YOU BE MONKEY MOUTHIN BOUT A
RELATIONSHIP BOOK, AN' THE OFFER. WORD UP, FOO -
I BEEN THINKIN' (PLENTY TIME FO THAT INNA JOYNT)
AN' I THINK IT WOULD BE COO TO DO A BOOK AN
SHIT 'BOUT MEN AND THEY BITCHES.
WRITE TO BE HERE:
B DAWG C
PRISONER #22987
C/O CHINO MENS CORRECTIONAL INSTITUTE
P.O. BOX 00-3344
CHINO, CA 91710
P.S. FYI, YOU WANT TO THROW DOWN, MAKE A REAL
DEAL, FOO - TALK WITH MY ACE BOON COON,
RANDY, HE BEEN SPENDIN' TIME IN THE LAW LIBRARY
AN SHIT, SO, DON'T FUCK ME OVER ON PAPER,
DAWG, OR HE LL STICK YOU WITH HIS BANGER.
GOTTA BOUNCE,
B D C
P.P.S. THE WHITE SHIRTS IS ASS HOLES
Smash Pain might have their Spawn Soundtrack Collaborator.