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[eponymous]

Praise Jupiter, I’ve finally finished a story in this lovely little fandom.

Brass
Jupiter Ascending, Jupiter/Caine

Jupiter’s having trouble accessing Seraphi’s space bucks, so Caine takes a second job on Earth.

A story brought to you by the letters M and M and the number Channing Tatum’s hips.

Yes, this is the Jupiter Ascending story I started because I was blocked on the Jupiter Ascending story I started because I was blocked on my Jupiter Ascending story. But I actually finished this one, so progress!