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So here's a summary of the Knicks vs Heat playoffs so far.
Game one:
Knicks lose by thirty-three.
Iman Shumpert tears his ACL, out for six-eight months.
Game two:
Knicks lose by ten.
Amar'e Stoudemire slams his hand into a fire extinguisher case and slices his palm open.
Game three:
Knicks lose by seventeen.
But nobody hurts themselves. Yay?
Game four:
Knicks have to win this game to stay in the playoffs. Knicks win by two!
Baron Davis dislocates his knee, possibly ending his career.
Game five (upcoming):
Jeremy Lin, who hasn't played since late March and is recovering from knee surgery himself, may or may not come back for game five. If he does, there seems to be an even chance he'll either injure himself more or begin Linsanity II: Electric Boogaloo. There is no middle ground.
This team, friends. This team. Thank goodness they only play for six months at a time, because I don't think I could take this rollercoaster year-round.