Would you like to meet my boyfriend?

[eponine04]

"A homless guy suddenly lurches past, poffering packs of AA batteries which look deeply supect."Four for a dollar!" Everyone in sight immediately swivels their eyes upward to the New York City skyline, waiting for him to pass by. But Phoenix hauls out a bill before you can say "knife", slaps the guy's hand, takes the batteries, praises the batteries("Hey!Plen-T-Fill! The finest! The Cadillac of batteries, right?") and not until the guy is out of earshot does he look at them bemusedly and wonder if they'll work.Oooh. How sweet is that?"

AWWWW...Joaquin phoenix... *sigh!*

"HP1" time.(ha)