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Now. I'm bored, and slightly pissed off to begin with, (Humanity is at it's lowest today...) And pop-ups dont normally bother me, but THIS ONE PISSED ME OFF. Now, Gwen Stefani has been on my shit list ever since she went solo. (I didn't like No doubt at all, but at least it wasn't JUST that trashy whore.)

I was browsing as usual, and decided to look

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I hate you GWEN STEFANI. I hate you with the passion Steven Cojocaru hates trucker hats. Every interview it's like "OO YA MY LAMB LINE OF CLOTHZ IZ OUT NOW PLZ BUY MY SHITTY HACK JOB OV CLOTHINZ 2 SUPPORT MY BULEMIA AND LACK OF TITS!" Her music is absolute shit too. Have you ever heard a cat being fucked by twelve chainsaws, then with the messy gore left over several Japanese women giggle with it and pretend it's a ham-sandwich? If you own LUV ANGEL MUZIK BABI then you clearly FUCKING do.
PLUS she's married to that stupid limey GAVIN ROSSDALE. "SWWWALLLLOOOOOOOOOOW" YEAH DUDES HE SWALLOWS, NO SPITTING FOR THE UNTALENTED.
I'm sure a lot of people will be like "WELL NIKK YR JEZZT JEALOUZZ!!". Which is fine. I would be totally jealous if all my fans were retarded limp-wristed party girls who look like fucking Maxim magazine rejects. I REALLY NEED YOUR ACCEPTANC BECAUSE IF I DON'T GET INTO THE HOT SPOTS DOWNTOWN I WILL JUST OFF MYSELF IN THE MANNER OF A JOY DIVISION FAN.
One thing that always sticks out is, WHAT THE FUCK IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN NO DOUBT AND GWEN STEFANI? Give up? ITS THE CREATIVE CONTROL THAT THE NO DOUBT BAND MEMBERS NO LONGER HAVE. BASICALLY OTHER THAN THAT IT'S THE SAME LOAD OF ASHTRAY POP MUSIC THAT I WOULD EXPECT FROM DONNY AND MARIE OSMOND IF THEY WERE BORN IN A HOMELESS SHELTER, WHILE GROWING UP LICKING TRUCKERS BUTTHOLES FOR SPEED (THEN IN TURN THEY WOULD BECOME SHITTY BACK ALLEY KARAOKE ARTISTS). I GAVE UP ON KEEPING THIS NON-CAPITALS ANYMORE. LIKE WHO LISTENS TO THIS? WHERE IS THE BEEF? LITERALLY? PLUS WOW IT'S SO REBELLIOUS AND PUNK RAWK TO BE GWEN STEFANIZED. LOOK AT HER BLING AND COMPLETE LACK OF CARE FOR THE EVIL ASPECTS OF SOCIETY. IT'S COOL TO BE A DIPSHIT. EAT BLOOD.

I wrote this a while ago on another site. Hope you enjoy.

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You put it much better than I ever could have.