well shizzle my nizzle and call me a hoe

[eponaredgwydion]

ok well i got back from washington. woot. fun .yes. ok. so now i suppose i should tell you all about it not that anyone even would read my journal.(i mean, just look at my bio, ok?)but anyhoe, anyhow* excuse me. the bus ride was a bitch, well the second half anyway. because chelsea ditched me to sit with gerard. so i sat with myself for about 2 and a half hours give or take a bit. then we went to the arlington place where i asked alot about that eternal thingy and what if it blew out and stuff. then we went i forget where. i really do. i think we went to the mall place to eat food and its really hard to find food things to consume without mean in it so yeah. then, we went to the airplane/space thinger. and watched an imax in which i fell asleep. then i woke up and looked at the screen and saw a hairy legged man with his butoxen in my face. (its was 3-d ok?)then i looked down the row and it was funny becauseEVERYONE had their heads down then theres melissa sitting there wide eyed and looking really enlightened and interested. lol so then we went to the hotel or something and then a trolley thinger.w/e .the next day we went to eat at crappolay union station where i got hit on for the first,second, but certaily not last time,and walked a hell of a lot and missed a bus and walked some more then looked at an aquariam and there was an eel and it opened and shut its mouth and i made it talk funny. then it kept its mouth open but made it open more and less and more and i made it sing funny too. then we saw some shit about lincoln and learned that he was tall and shizzle fritz. then the best we went on the cruise, dance, dinner, thinger. i got hit on by 2 effing old black guy and one was like effing ass raping me and umm yeah ok.then the other just hit on me by talking to me. the last day we went to a mall when once again i got hit on by a black dude. that made 5 old black guys in 3 days!!!ok?then we went to hang out with the old, hairy, sweaty, smelly, jocks that yell at football on tvs at the espn zone placeimabober.then i had my period and it blew and then we went home where i sat alone again on a bus but this time for 5 hours! ok yeah, im done. i guess it was ok . i hung out with basically marygrace and melissa the whole time.butit was a cool trip and all.
so that was my fabulous,wonderful adventure and now im going to go occupy myself. im bored. bye shmoos.COMMENT BITCHES.HEART ZOO X2 TO THE HIZZLE.