theres a first time for everything...
the title goes without saying....
so i went to a party lasy night. the shit was awesome. i got there and was introduced to a couple of people... later in the day more people showed up. i was offered a blunt and i was like "sure.. what harm may come?" so i smoked a little bit of weed but not enough to get me high, just a slight buzz. a little more time passed and thats when the fun time started. while i was sitting in a car... i said i can do a little bit of breakdancing. so i challenged this guy i was sitting next to. so we went into the house.... waited for a good song.. and danced. might i say it was fun. yes i might. then the bartender asked me if i was thirsty. i said "a little.." he asked me if i wanted a drink so i asked for a sample. the only sample he was a pina colada. so i took that. then shannon started freaking out because she though her boyfriend broke up with her. i was sitting next to her providing comfort. then i called jordan and told him to come by. around ten he comes. told me "by the end of this night i will have you drunk." so not a lot of time passes and he makes me another pina colada and we start playing cards and smoking good cigars. we played a little bit of poker... and not one time did i get a wild card. i was angry at the cards for that. but there was 3 cards missing. i counted them after i had a couple of shots and got 49. by that time i had two pina coladas, a shot of whiskey, a shot of vodka, and a double shot of whiskey + vodka. jordan told me i better sit at the toilet because most people throw up the first time they take a shot of vodka. i guess im not like most people. i took the shot and walked back out into the room with a proud chest. anyway.... after my double shot i was drunk. i tried to do a couple of handstands.. i got one pretty good actually.... then other 4 didnt stay up very well and i ended up back on my feet. and i tried to theorize too... i forgot the first thing i theorized... so it must not have been important. but the others were just repeats of what jordan and i had already theorized. i took a seat in a comfortable chair. jordan asks me if im ready to go and i was like "yeah i am." so i said my farewells and left. i got home and stumbled all up the stairs and flopped onto my bed and fell asleep almost instantly.
now... believe it or not... i am not hungover.
so i went to a party lasy night. the shit was awesome. i got there and was introduced to a couple of people... later in the day more people showed up. i was offered a blunt and i was like "sure.. what harm may come?" so i smoked a little bit of weed but not enough to get me high, just a slight buzz. a little more time passed and thats when the fun time started. while i was sitting in a car... i said i can do a little bit of breakdancing. so i challenged this guy i was sitting next to. so we went into the house.... waited for a good song.. and danced. might i say it was fun. yes i might. then the bartender asked me if i was thirsty. i said "a little.." he asked me if i wanted a drink so i asked for a sample. the only sample he was a pina colada. so i took that. then shannon started freaking out because she though her boyfriend broke up with her. i was sitting next to her providing comfort. then i called jordan and told him to come by. around ten he comes. told me "by the end of this night i will have you drunk." so not a lot of time passes and he makes me another pina colada and we start playing cards and smoking good cigars. we played a little bit of poker... and not one time did i get a wild card. i was angry at the cards for that. but there was 3 cards missing. i counted them after i had a couple of shots and got 49. by that time i had two pina coladas, a shot of whiskey, a shot of vodka, and a double shot of whiskey + vodka. jordan told me i better sit at the toilet because most people throw up the first time they take a shot of vodka. i guess im not like most people. i took the shot and walked back out into the room with a proud chest. anyway.... after my double shot i was drunk. i tried to do a couple of handstands.. i got one pretty good actually.... then other 4 didnt stay up very well and i ended up back on my feet. and i tried to theorize too... i forgot the first thing i theorized... so it must not have been important. but the others were just repeats of what jordan and i had already theorized. i took a seat in a comfortable chair. jordan asks me if im ready to go and i was like "yeah i am." so i said my farewells and left. i got home and stumbled all up the stairs and flopped onto my bed and fell asleep almost instantly.
now... believe it or not... i am not hungover.