[blogged] -2- I must see a doctor

[epis_taxis]

Whenever I think of this dark haired man that I met recently, my stomach feels strange and I sometimes get lightheaded. I have only experienced these feelings when eating food cooked by my auntie

Comments

[deferential]

Lord death?

[epis_taxis]

The Grim Reaper. The Ferryman. Whichever you prefer.

[deferential]

Should I ask what makes such a being yours?

[epis_taxis]

He is my lord and I'm his lady! It would be a dream come true to serve under him.

One day he'll whisk me away from this too-bright world. It will be perfect.

[deferential]

Another one?[gone]

Why do you service him?

[epis_taxis]

Because I'm a creature of darkness. I don't belong with the radiant beings.

[deferential]

A demon?

[epis_taxis]

What?

No. I'm not a demon. I wish that were true. Do you know where I can find some?

[deferential]

Let me just say this, demons and grim reapers do not get along. Choose one lord and follow them.

[epis_taxis]

How do you know these things, ominous stranger?

[deferential]

It's common knowledge.

[epis_taxis]

Not among beings of light.

[deferential]

I do not appreciate being clumped together with demons. Cease doing so.

[epis_taxis]

THEN YOU MUST BE A GRIM REAPER!

My lord Death, you've come for me over the internet! I give you my soul freely, please let me be with you!

[deferential]

No.

[epis_taxis]

Why not? I'm a willing sacrifice! I will serve you to the ends of the Earth.