Trailers, Quotes and Stuff
‘Death Game’ (1977) trailer
A sleaze has a hot-tube threesome with Colleen Camp and Sondra Locke. They gurn and smash up his house. This looks gross.
‘Ten Days In The Valley’ trailer
A woman’s daughter vanishes. What happened? A cop and her ex are angry. There are lies. Fiction and reality merge. No.
Best Line:
“4? AM?”
‘Perdida’ trailer
A missing friend. What happened? There are awful women, police, moody men, sheet ripping, tattoos, guns, a train and water. No.
‘Fear The Walking Dead’ promo
No.
‘The Children Act’ TV spot
NO.
‘Insatiable’ teaser
UH?
‘Trust’ promo
No.
‘First Man’ trailer
No.
‘The Predator’ trailer
No.
‘Sweet Home Alabama’ (2002) promo
No.
Fizzy cherry and cola bottle candy - okay.
Pink gin doughnut - nice.
Cherry Lifesavers - okay.
Who saw ‘The Player’ (1992) or ‘Rosencrantz an Guildenstern Are Dead’ or ‘Buena Vista Social Club’ (1999) or ‘The Candidate’ or ‘Brubaker’ (1980) or ‘The Great Gatsby’ or ‘Legal Eagles’ or ’Lipstick On Your Collar’ or ‘Three Days Of The Condor’ or ‘Creep’ (2004) or ‘Dead Silence’ (2007) or ‘White Men Can’t Jump’ (1992) or ‘Calendar Girls’ (2003)?
I won’t read ‘The Speed Of Clouds’ or ‘Devil’s Wake’.
I will review ‘Go To My Grave’, ‘Victor Crowley’, ‘Nightmare’s Realm’, ‘The Immaculate Void’, season 1 of ‘Knightfall’ and ‘The Year’s Best Dark Fantasy & Horror 2018’.
I want to try a manousheh.
Mary Lambert directed Madonna’s Material Girl and Like A Prayer videos? David Fincher directed Madonna’s Express Yourself and Vogue videos?
‘Good Behaviour’ by Molly Keane was not good.
What is burger sauce?
So ‘Star Trek: Discovery’ is getting a DVD!
My ‘Numb3rs’ fanfic lost with PC! One was an AU where Don and Charlie run a mob empire. Another was an AU where Don was abducted as a child, became an FBI agent and encountered his family who somehow didn’t recognise him. Both were improbable but enjoyable. I also lost my ‘Man From UNCLE’ fanfic.
My Microsoft Word helper shaped like a cat lost with PC!
‘Wahlburgers’ is bad.
‘The Guadian’ Quotes:
“Women are also considered responsible for homemaking, childrearing and caring for elderly relatives.”
“End up sleeping less than anybody in the world.”
“Shake my rage.”
“Over-aided.”
“Absurd overreaction.”
“Initial concerns about deviant behaviour triggers hostility toward the person or people accused, which reaches such a level, thanks to media coverage that disproportionate action is taken.”
“Polishing reality.”
“Angry young men were all the rage in literary Britain.”
“Documentary-realist art that, by its fusion of kitchen-sink realism, fury and mundainity, proclaimed itself authentic.”
“The roles women play and how they are expected to play them.”
“Heir-apparent.”
“Weeping in terror and in one case, hooting like a primate.”
“Feel seen.”
“Culturally significant.”
“Problematic drug use.”
“Built-in ethos.”
“Apparent irritation.”
“Made ‘Triumph Of The Will’ and ‘Wrestlemania’ look unrehearsed.”
“Captive global attention.”
“Not the most realistic or responsible depiction.”
Whenever you’re making a film about something not within your own experiences, you need to take the time to talk to people whose experience it is.”
“Vomit in the cupholders.”
“Smell uncannily like BO.”
“Cinemagoers’ desire to poo anywhere but the toilet.”
“Collecting filth for minimum wage.”
“Closed ward of a geriatric facility.”
“So murderous they’ve put out a contract on the country’s top sniffer dog.”
“Life was defined (and ruined) by an incident in the showers.”
“Get out of here, death!”
“Cultural elites.”
“Within the limits of the possible.”
“Tourists who steal sand.”
“Sociological think pieces.”
“What many in the TV industry was impossible: convincing younger viewers to tune in to a traditional television broadcast at a fixed time every night-”
“Starting rows without an apparent follow-up plan.”
‘Video Killed The Radio Star’ Quote:
Banned from almost everywhere.”
‘BBC News’ Quotes:
“Secret, evasive and suspicious.”
“Beguiling charm.”
‘The Irish Times’ Quotes:
“Arrival experience.”
“Capacity to provoke support for the causes they oppose.
“Allegedly not caring.”
“One of the last of the revolutionary generation still in public life.”
“Local context.”
“Attachment needs.”
“Impression management.”
“Attachment avoidance.”
“Attachment anxiety.”
“Scarcely mentioned.”
“Gender creative.”
“Settled in disinterest.”
“Recalibrate cultural patriarchy.”
“Felt like his story had a trajectory and a logic to it.”
“Yield complaints.”
“Pushed their patience to the limit.”
“Stated objective.”
“Sustainment of fame against all odds.”
“Fame exile.”
“Cause tension for no valid reason.”
“The mafia built Las Vegas on the bodies of the dead, then Hollywood made that seem glamorous.”
“They don’t like change, they don’t like strangers.”
“Dangerously out of control.”
“Charged with taking an untethered pig into Norwich.”
“Incompetent behaviour.”
“Uncritically adopted.”
“Evil is a make-believe concept we’ve invented to deal with the complexities of fellow humans holding values and beliefs different than our own-”
“Pest-proofed.”
“Bring unruly intellectuals to heel.”
“Public anger.”
‘Discovering: Omar Sharif’ Quotes:
“A camel fainted.”
“Under question.”
‘Red Dwarf’ Quotes:
“Trojan pig dog.”
“Justify your existence.”
“Read your entry in Who’s Nobody?”
“Totally worthless unwashed space bum.”
“Egocentric, vain and self-serving.”
“Bitch queen from hell.”
“Accepted values.”
“Spin on it.”
“Lived without merit.”
“With all the charm and social grace of a pubic louse.”
“Girlie hippy locks.”
“Space filth.”
“Trust nothing.”
“As much sense as a Japanese VCR instruction manual.”
“Do my evil bidding.”
“Metal trash.”
“No regard for life, law or property.”
‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“Lazy free-loading pot smoker.”
“Sympathy props.”
“A life of mediocrity.”
“You’re homeless and you refuse to work!”
“Family community coporative.”
“Publicly shaming yourself.”
“Exampled for me.”
“Throwing profanities.”
‘FTWeekend’ Quotes:
“Aimed at privileged people.”
“Choosing to make life easy for employees, often at the expense of the local community.”
“One protestor climbed on to the roof of a Yahoo bus and vomited down the windshield.”
“Adherence to a lifestyle cult,”
“Capacity to sway political debate.”
“And island of purity surrounded by a sea of vice.”
“To this day, a huge white cross marks the spot where he preached.”
“The crust is an edible plate.”
“Men make their own history.”
“Spreading democracy by force.”
“Identity marker.”
“Frontage that asked to be hurried past.”
“I choose my choice! I choose my choice!”
‘TV&Satellite Week’ Quotes:
“Her presence proves so unpopular that a former neighbour who resents her return gives her a black eye.”
“Toffish yobbery.”
“Snake awareness.”