Trailers, Quotes and Stuff
‘Wasted’ promo
Ha.
Best Line:
“Is that the dictator style one?”
‘Suicide Squad’ TV spot
No.
‘Pete’s Dragon’ TV spot
Nope.
‘Ordinary Decent Criminal’ promo
Kevin Spacey does an Irish accent.
‘The Living And The Dead’ 1x05 promo
Weirdness.
‘Millions’ (1991) trailer
Soap opera drama, bad wallpaper and overacting.
‘The Out-Laws’ promo
Ha.
‘Containment’ 1x03 promo
Yeah!
Very Berry Tea - smells like candy and tastes ok.
Peanut Butter Protein Balls - yum.
Beni Wild Harvest 66% choc - yum.
I may not be able to see the new ‘Star Trek’ show.
There will be a 4th ‘Star Trek’ movie?
I saw John Barrowman’s guest appearance on ‘My Family’: he was cute.
Best Lines:
“Immediately called off the security guard who had me in a chokehold.”
“Another bottle of red wine and get my friend whatever he wants too.”
“As anonymous and as unsuccessful as you.”
‘The Real Ghostbusters’ Quotes:
“Acolyte creatures.”
“His slumber on the ocean’s floor.”
“The stars are in the right position for such a reaction only once every 60 years.”
“Looks like a tank and has a personality to match.”
“You sure don’t look smart.”
“This joint would scare Stephen King.”
“Something that looks like Godzilla wearing a giant octopus hat won’t be hard to find.”
“I figured why bother.”
“Dreams in the deep and the cities of man shall fall before him.”
“Where it can’t be used for evil.”
‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“Good, be depressed.”
“Non-English speaking pig farmer.”
“She looks like a stripper.”
“So self-destructing here.”
“A lot of lies going on.”
“Put you in a felony house.”
“We’re the bad people.”
“Pictures of her with multiple different men.”
“That’s fit?”
“She’s of poor character.”
“Biggest piece of trash.”
“Clapping in different places.”
‘The Irish Times’ Quotes:
“Non-refoulement.”
“The sound of applause could trigger anxiety in some delegates.”
“I don’t understand the logic of that.”
“Intrinsic motivation.”
‘Teen Mom 2’ Quote:
“Was mommy’s new boyfriend there?”
‘RTE News’ Quote:
“Usually it’s always raining.”
‘Channel 4 News’ Quote:
“Watching in fear.”
‘The Simpsons’ Quote:
“I have a teaching fist.”
‘Monkey Life’ Quote:
“Buy food for my birds.”
‘The Guardian’ Quotes:
“Customary mode of aggressive silence.”
“Luxe-grunge.”
“VHS-era skater videos.”
“Menstrual delays.”
“Deregistered.”
“Self-contained incident.”
“The King watched despairingly.”
“Dark and oppressive atmosphere.”
“Brazen tramp of a woman.”
“Protect the moral probity.”
‘Michael Palin’s New Europe’ Quotes:
“No stone quarries of any kind.”
“Made his money selling chickens in Birmingham.”
‘Lying In Wait’ Quote:
“Its stone borders which had lain under the soil for almost forty years, were conveniently grave like.”
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On ‘Neighbours’: Somebody runs over Aaron and Karl’s stupid bike lane protest. It is treated in such a po-faced manner it is laughable. Bondo = oz slang for Bondhi. Xanthe tries to de-stain her dress via youtube tutorials. Karl, Toadfish and Sonya have a boring plot about the horrendous realities of bike lanes. Brennan bores. Tyler is targeted by Elly and Piper has no ethical dilemma with being a snot. Brad doesn’t detoxify Piper. She has no ethical obligations and steadfastly refuses to stop being confusingly mindless.
Piper = Jenelle from ‘Teen Mom 2’. Piper doesn’t apologise for ruining Xanthe’s dress. Xanthe is in the Special Study Group. Isn’t the formal at the end of the school year? Piper disrupts Elly’s class and triggers chaos. She’s an awful, morally indefensible child. Belinda and her 80s perm annoys. Toadfish is the only solicitor in town. Steph pulls faces. Piper actively provokes and is rude to Elly. Piper is a spoilt brat who ruins everything. Xanthe learns Ben was paid to date her and stops being friends with the vile Piper who STILL hasn’t apologised for ruining her dress.
After all these devastating critiques - will Piper learn? Gary has to beg Paul for money. Piper is a brat. Tyler needs to work hard to look trustworthy. It’s all about Piper and her intellectual failure and personal misfortune. Piper ignites murderous hatred.
Best Lines:
“The anti-bike lobby that’s surprisingly active. Ironically.”
“Piper’s friend with the stained dress.”
“It’s all about you.”
On ‘Hollyoaks’: Kim and Esther are to MARRY? Kim plots. Peri tells Jade she and Alfie had sex. Nico rips Jade’s wig off. Jade wears fishnets and cries. Vicious pain all round.