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Dear diary,
Yesterday I managed to throw out my back while sitting on the couch. I'm pretty sure this is what they call an "epic fail". While typing I felt something shift, then I was in pain. I can only assume that either a: I had such crappy posture the pressure shifted something or b: the rockin' levels of anti-inflammatory meds I've been taking have finally allowed something to slip -back- into place and what I'm experiencing is muscle pain.
Either way I want to stab a hooker in the face with my cock.*
In other news I rode the SV650 in today. Oh how I love that bike. It's black, loud, obnoxious, and inspires me to unleash my inner asshole. I'm dying to put this puppy out on the track.
xoxoxo
-Me
*On a whim I googled this, no valid hits. I'm gonna be the first. I'm so smart.
Yesterday I managed to throw out my back while sitting on the couch. I'm pretty sure this is what they call an "epic fail". While typing I felt something shift, then I was in pain. I can only assume that either a: I had such crappy posture the pressure shifted something or b: the rockin' levels of anti-inflammatory meds I've been taking have finally allowed something to slip -back- into place and what I'm experiencing is muscle pain.
Either way I want to stab a hooker in the face with my cock.*
In other news I rode the SV650 in today. Oh how I love that bike. It's black, loud, obnoxious, and inspires me to unleash my inner asshole. I'm dying to put this puppy out on the track.
xoxoxo
-Me
*On a whim I googled this, no valid hits. I'm gonna be the first. I'm so smart.