Rules of life, updated.
Rules of life regarding dentists:
1. Everyone gets the shit kicked out of them, at least once. (Always on the list)
2. Every dentist employs at least one hot hygienist.
3. The dentist always finds the odd spot where you've not brushed superbly because of weird jaw movement, and a cavity when said hot hygienist is in the room.
4. Dental appointments are never at good times. The best you can hope for is good traffic en route to class and that they don't have to do emergency root canal. If you're very lucky, you'll find something minty along the way to rid you of that terrible dentist taste.
5. Don't take candy from strangers. (This stays too)
1. Everyone gets the shit kicked out of them, at least once. (Always on the list)
2. Every dentist employs at least one hot hygienist.
3. The dentist always finds the odd spot where you've not brushed superbly because of weird jaw movement, and a cavity when said hot hygienist is in the room.
4. Dental appointments are never at good times. The best you can hope for is good traffic en route to class and that they don't have to do emergency root canal. If you're very lucky, you'll find something minty along the way to rid you of that terrible dentist taste.
5. Don't take candy from strangers. (This stays too)