Patrick Motherfucking Stump (And, yes, that is his real middle name.)
... So, I told my bestie Caitlyn that I would make her a Fall Out Boy picspam.
I told her that all of my favorite FOB pictures are the ones where Patrick ends up looking like sex in a hat (AKA: all of them). So I go to look for some pictures, and I get a little... distracted.
YEAH, YEAH. STFU. YOU WOULD GET DISTRACTED TOO. This is Patrick. He is the sex. In a hat. He is also (less importantly) a singer in a band you may have heard of. He plays guitar, piano, trumpet, drums and sings (he plays a bunch of other instruments too, but I can't name them all off of the top of my head) and he is a musical genius and I want him. No, you know what? I WANT HIM. He is so fucking gorgeous I don't even know most of the time.
Oh my God, this boy makes me *hearteye* so much. I love him! His smile! Guh. <3___<3 His face!
bb!Trick a la van days. He is too adorable. Pictures like these make the majority of girls and Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz want to ravish the shit out of him. I am no exception.
More bb!Patrick! And um, I think I might need a minute to get my brain working again because, well. Sweat has never looked so good on anyone. EVER. *licks* I want himmmmm. T___T
ARGYLE!! This makes me hearteye especially because of the origin-story-that-is-almost-as-overtold-as-My-Chem's-origin-story, which involves Patrick and Pete and Joe and Argyle Sweaters and Basketball Shorts and High Socks. :) ALSO: his sleeves are so long they are covering his little hands. T__T
Geeks! They are my favorites. :)
Wouldn't you give this precious face anything he ever wanted, ever? Yes, that's how he works. Underneath his beauty, Patrick has an evil, manipulative ~soul.
But not really. LOOK AT HIM. This is SWGD!Patrick. I think he even wore that shirt in the video. :) I love him so much. (On a side note: I am a tad bit biased. I always think he looks good. Two Games I Never Lose At: Patrick Stump Sex Chicken and Mikey Way Sex Chicken [but thats a story for another day]) But in this picture, I would like, make out with him right there on the stage, y/y/mfy? And um, his legs. *fans self*
... Yes. Yes, yesyesyesyesyesyesssss. Please.
LOL at his shirt! ALSO: his legs. AGAIN. Jesus, Patrick. Yum. :D
OHAI PATRICK, I DIDN'T C U THAR. :) Cutie.
Posting this again, 'cause I love it so much? Would it be weird to print this out and sleep with it under my pillow/put it in my locker to stare at adoringly and get me through the school day/put it on my ceiling to wake up to? What's that? Yes to all of the above? My life, so hard.
His little shirt! His hair! His lips! His HAT! (ICU LOVE FOR 504 PLAN!!)
WHAT DID I TELL YOU? THE. MOTHERUCKING. FOR. THE. WIN. SEXX.
<3___<3
So I kind of have a thing for bb!Patrick, as you may have noticed....
Hi gorgeous. :)
<3___<3 Singing! You know, that thing he does while he looks so pretty?
Ummm. His legs? Are kind of ridiculously gorgeous. *stares* ALSO: sex!face!!!
Have a few group shots.
Joe: 'Tis early. I'm going back to bed after this stupid picture.
Andy: ... Yeah.
Patrick: HI! I'm adorable! And I love bingo!
Pete: Don't look at my Patrick. DON'T LOOK AT HIM. I SEE YOU LOOKING AT HIM. >.< DON'T!
Andy's Herbal Essences hair! Pete being an idiot with hair I've never seen before! Patrick's "who, me? no wait, totally me" expression! Joe's flip flops! I love this band so hard.
HOTASSES. ILTHEM. (In Other News: Joe is also The Sex. And Peter, stop stealing Ryro's scarves. It's not nice.)
I love this picture an awful lot, for two reasons: Andy being a pretty, pretty princess, practicing his curtsy, and bb!Patrick being a hotass, all shy in the corner. ILUUUUUUUUUUUU.
Patrick in Principle!Pete's office high school AU please. Oh, STFU bandom, I know you would do it!
Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes, as said above. Oh Patrick, ILU. More high school AUs, please, bandom.
He has a pick in his mouth! God, how is he even REAL??
SCRUFF. AND LOVE. LOOOOOVE.
Ummm. Yeah. Unf. (his lips, omfg, how??)
Being this hot all the time must be very tiring, Patrick.
He and his face are so tiny and earnest! I have so much ridiculous love for this boy, you don't even know.
Okay, I have to wrap this up. Unfortunately.
One of the things I love most about this band (and bandom actually) is the amount of ridiculous love they have for eachother. Mainly in FOB, Pete and Patrick, who even Pete has referred to as Peterick. You can't go ten minutes without Pete telling you how much he loves Patrick. And Patrick will beat you up >:[ for talking about his misunderstood BFF. THEY LOVE EACHOTHER SFM. :) It makes me flail. Also: they make the best innuendos ever and Patrick has a sexy laugh/voice/everything:
Pete: Did you see them have sex to make this so-called baby?
Patrick: I may or may not have been there.
Pete: Well, we would like to get deeper into that subject, if you know what I mean, Patrick.
Patrick: *laughs* Oh yeah.
OMFG. WTH GUYS WTH. WHEN IS THAT EVER FAIRRR? *FLAILS* His laugh and when he says, "oh yeah," I just. ... Excuse me, i have to go mop up my brain where Patrick melted it out of my ear from TEH SEXXX.
So yeah, I love him ridiculous amounts.
We'll end with two pictures. My favorite picture of Patrick EVER TAKEN EVER:
(Sometimes, when I'm down, I stare at this picture like the creeper I am and it makes me feel better. <3)
And this picture, which pretty much sums up my feelings and Pete Wentz's for Patrick Stump:
So, yeah. Enjoy that. *g*
I told her that all of my favorite FOB pictures are the ones where Patrick ends up looking like sex in a hat (AKA: all of them). So I go to look for some pictures, and I get a little... distracted.
YEAH, YEAH. STFU. YOU WOULD GET DISTRACTED TOO. This is Patrick. He is the sex. In a hat. He is also (less importantly) a singer in a band you may have heard of. He plays guitar, piano, trumpet, drums and sings (he plays a bunch of other instruments too, but I can't name them all off of the top of my head) and he is a musical genius and I want him. No, you know what? I WANT HIM. He is so fucking gorgeous I don't even know most of the time.
Oh my God, this boy makes me *hearteye* so much. I love him! His smile! Guh. <3___<3 His face!
bb!Trick a la van days. He is too adorable. Pictures like these make the majority of girls and Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz want to ravish the shit out of him. I am no exception.
More bb!Patrick! And um, I think I might need a minute to get my brain working again because, well. Sweat has never looked so good on anyone. EVER. *licks* I want himmmmm. T___T
ARGYLE!! This makes me hearteye especially because of the origin-story-that-is-almost-as-overtold-as-My-Chem's-origin-story, which involves Patrick and Pete and Joe and Argyle Sweaters and Basketball Shorts and High Socks. :) ALSO: his sleeves are so long they are covering his little hands. T__T
Geeks! They are my favorites. :)
Wouldn't you give this precious face anything he ever wanted, ever? Yes, that's how he works. Underneath his beauty, Patrick has an evil, manipulative ~soul.
But not really. LOOK AT HIM. This is SWGD!Patrick. I think he even wore that shirt in the video. :) I love him so much. (On a side note: I am a tad bit biased. I always think he looks good. Two Games I Never Lose At: Patrick Stump Sex Chicken and Mikey Way Sex Chicken [but thats a story for another day]) But in this picture, I would like, make out with him right there on the stage, y/y/mfy? And um, his legs. *fans self*
... Yes. Yes, yesyesyesyesyesyesssss. Please.
LOL at his shirt! ALSO: his legs. AGAIN. Jesus, Patrick. Yum. :D
OHAI PATRICK, I DIDN'T C U THAR. :) Cutie.
Posting this again, 'cause I love it so much? Would it be weird to print this out and sleep with it under my pillow/put it in my locker to stare at adoringly and get me through the school day/put it on my ceiling to wake up to? What's that? Yes to all of the above? My life, so hard.
His little shirt! His hair! His lips! His HAT! (ICU LOVE FOR 504 PLAN!!)
WHAT DID I TELL YOU? THE. MOTHERUCKING. FOR. THE. WIN. SEXX.
<3___<3
So I kind of have a thing for bb!Patrick, as you may have noticed....
Hi gorgeous. :)
<3___<3 Singing! You know, that thing he does while he looks so pretty?
Ummm. His legs? Are kind of ridiculously gorgeous. *stares* ALSO: sex!face!!!
Have a few group shots.
Joe: 'Tis early. I'm going back to bed after this stupid picture.
Andy: ... Yeah.
Patrick: HI! I'm adorable! And I love bingo!
Pete: Don't look at my Patrick. DON'T LOOK AT HIM. I SEE YOU LOOKING AT HIM. >.< DON'T!
Andy's Herbal Essences hair! Pete being an idiot with hair I've never seen before! Patrick's "who, me? no wait, totally me" expression! Joe's flip flops! I love this band so hard.
HOTASSES. ILTHEM. (In Other News: Joe is also The Sex. And Peter, stop stealing Ryro's scarves. It's not nice.)
I love this picture an awful lot, for two reasons: Andy being a pretty, pretty princess, practicing his curtsy, and bb!Patrick being a hotass, all shy in the corner. ILUUUUUUUUUUUU.
Patrick in Principle!Pete's office high school AU please. Oh, STFU bandom, I know you would do it!
Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes, as said above. Oh Patrick, ILU. More high school AUs, please, bandom.
He has a pick in his mouth! God, how is he even REAL??
SCRUFF. AND LOVE. LOOOOOVE.
Ummm. Yeah. Unf. (his lips, omfg, how??)
Being this hot all the time must be very tiring, Patrick.
He and his face are so tiny and earnest! I have so much ridiculous love for this boy, you don't even know.
Okay, I have to wrap this up. Unfortunately.
One of the things I love most about this band (and bandom actually) is the amount of ridiculous love they have for eachother. Mainly in FOB, Pete and Patrick, who even Pete has referred to as Peterick. You can't go ten minutes without Pete telling you how much he loves Patrick. And Patrick will beat you up >:[ for talking about his misunderstood BFF. THEY LOVE EACHOTHER SFM. :) It makes me flail. Also: they make the best innuendos ever and Patrick has a sexy laugh/voice/everything:
Pete: Did you see them have sex to make this so-called baby?
Patrick: I may or may not have been there.
Pete: Well, we would like to get deeper into that subject, if you know what I mean, Patrick.
Patrick: *laughs* Oh yeah.
OMFG. WTH GUYS WTH. WHEN IS THAT EVER FAIRRR? *FLAILS* His laugh and when he says, "oh yeah," I just. ... Excuse me, i have to go mop up my brain where Patrick melted it out of my ear from TEH SEXXX.
So yeah, I love him ridiculous amounts.
We'll end with two pictures. My favorite picture of Patrick EVER TAKEN EVER:
(Sometimes, when I'm down, I stare at this picture like the creeper I am and it makes me feel better. <3)
And this picture, which pretty much sums up my feelings and Pete Wentz's for Patrick Stump:
So, yeah. Enjoy that. *g*