we just sent
mrscryptic off to the airport. it's weird to think that i might not see her in, like, a year.
in better news, i know this has been posted, like, EVERYWHERE, okay, but. holy fucking fuuuuuuuuuck.
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DAVID ARCHULETA YOU ARE MY FAVOURITE EVER. EVER EVER EVER.
it's just, like, HERE IS THE MOST RIDIC ADORABLE KID ON THE PLANET, OKAY, WHO IS ALL OF 6 YEARS OLD AND MAKES YOU FEEL AWFUL FOR ASSOCIATING HIM WITH ANY PART OF YOUR ANATOMY, MUCH LESS THE NETHER REGIONS, WHENEVER HE OPENS HIS MOUTH TO SAY, "OH MY GOSH," AND - JUST, LOOK AT HIM. LOOK AT HIM. HE OPENS HIS MOUTH AND IT IS LIKE ALL YOU CAN THINK ABOUT IS GETTING HIM INTO BED AND RIPPING THAT SUIT OFF PIECE BY PIECE, JFC. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, IT IS NOT EVEN FAIR, HE IS SO--
WHY DON'T THEY PUT HIM IN SUITS MORE OFTEN? PROBABLY BECAUSE IF THEY DID THE ENTIRE MORMON CHURCH WOULD REVOLT IN PROTEST OR SOMETHING, PROMISE RINGS AND ABSTINENCE BE DAMNED, OKAY. WHAT. WHAAAAAAAAAAAT.
I - JUST -- THIS MAKES ME WANT TO PICK UP SPANISH AGAIN, OKAY. UNF. DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVID. OH MY GOSH, FLAIL, I HAVE MISSED YOU SO HARD.