tell me sweet little lies

Jul 30, 2009 17:24

you guys. YOU GUYS, I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE I AM GOING TO SAY THIS, OKAY, BUT--

you need to read this story. like, yesterday. HONESTLY, ONCE YOU DO YOU WILL REALIZE THAT IT IS (ALMOST) EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER WANTED IN YOUR LIFE (except for miley cyrus, gross). it's -- I DON'T EVEN WANT TO SAY WHAT THE PAIRING IS BECAUSE I KNOW YOU'LL REACT LIKE I ( Read more... )

pimpage, flail motherfucking flaaaaail, i hear hell's a doozy this time of year, made of fail, my capslock key is brokeded, i equals retard, fic: this is more essential than oxygen, boy-squared: cookleta, for shaaaaaaaaaame, what is this self-restraint you speak of, homies: briiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, omgwtf

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jehane_writes July 30 2009, 10:37:24 UTC
ohhh, still dying from hangover, and it's 6 pm!

But, despite my incapacitated state, FOR YOU I READ THIS, and it were actually pretty awesome. I even enjoyed the J sexing.

(I think David Archuleta has kinda broken the perving barrier erected to protect my brain from itself.)

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epicflailer July 30 2009, 10:40:58 UTC
oh my gosh, that must be one heck of a hangover! *snugs*

THANK YOU FOR READING THIS ANYWAY. and i hope you managed to peek at that bckstory tidbit, bahaha. i feel like for once this is me leading you into the dark side. WHOOPS.

(although clearly archie is a terrible influence! <33333)

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jehane_writes July 30 2009, 10:42:48 UTC
out. till. f-ing 3am.

too old for this shit. *snicker*

hen party. we went to Bellini G.

said I'd post photos, but they all came out too incriminating, LOL

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epicflailer July 30 2009, 10:44:06 UTC
BAHAHA INCRIMINATING PHOTOS ARE THE BEST. ahem. just saying.

sounds like quite a night out on the towwwwwwwwwn!

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jehane_writes July 30 2009, 10:47:02 UTC
yessss, it were. the bride to be is hilarious; she's a prof, marrying a younger American guy whom she used to teach, so there were these COUGAR jokes and HOT FOR TEACHER references ALL NIGHT.

(and, um, alcohol. ALL NIGHT.)

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epicflailer July 30 2009, 10:50:38 UTC
*gigglessssssss* COOK WOULD BE SO PROUD, NNNGH.

(no wonder the hangover, yikes!)

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jehane_writes July 30 2009, 11:01:17 UTC
YES. HE WOULD. I bought a naughty nurse's outfit too! For my friend, haha. There's a link to it on my LJ, if you wanted to purchase suchlike ;)

yep. remind me how old I am next time I do this crap

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epicflailer July 30 2009, 11:07:32 UTC
LMFAO, A NAUGHTY NURSE'S OUTFIT \o/ \o/ \o/ I AM DEFINITELY GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE A PEEK AT THAT.

aaaaaaaaand i would, but if i did, you wouldn't have had such an awesome night out! :D

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