i am my own kryptonite
okay, in case any of you missed the memo before this: I AM A TOTAL MORON. just, you know, to put it out there. i mean, seriously, okay. seriously.
how else do i explain the fact that i magically managed to mistake 1300 as 1330 THE THREE HUNDRED AND ELEVENTY BILLION TIMES I CHECKED MY EXAM TIMETABLE SINCE THE BEGINNING OF LAST WEEK? i cannot, that is how.
clearly this is the universe's way of saying, hey, you know what, your life is going pretty well right now, your mom is fine, you got your album signed by david archuleta (AND TALKED TO HIM AND SHOOK HIS HAND, WHAT UP) and you're only going to the MOST EPIC CONCERT THAT WILL EVER TAKE PLACE IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, it's time to learn a little thing called gratitude and quit whining about school like the little shit you are.
um, so basically the moral of the story is, i am a retard. and clearly i need to read my timetables better so i am not fifteen minutes late for a final. and, i mean, i'm a model student, okay. or, you know, most of the time i am. and it's not, like, something i'm proud of or anything - i mean, i wish i could say i was the cool delinquent type or at least a model student WITH A REALLY COOL DOUBLE LIFE (LIKE KIM POSSIBLE) but i am so far away from that it is not even funny - but come on. SERIOUSLY?
OF ALL DAYS TO BE A MORON/LATE.
and it wouldn't even have been that bad if i hadn't, like, stood outside the exam hall WOFFLING FOREVER trying to figure out whether i was late or the exam inside was running late or WHAT, AND IT WOULD HAVE BEEN EVEN LESS EMBARRASSING IF THE SECURITY GUARD HADN'T APPROACHED ME AND BEEN ALL, "DUDE, YOU WANT TO GET IN THERE." AND IT WOULD HAVE BEEN STILL LESS EMBARRASSING IF I HADN'T PRACTICALLY FALLEN INTO THE DOOR AND MADE EVERYONE LOOK UP AT ME LIKE WTF, KLUTZ, KEEP IT DOWN, SOME OF US HAVE AN EXAM TO FINISH. ASDFOWKJENBRIEWFJKEW. *HEADDESKS FOREVER*
LESSON LEARNT, UNIVERSE. I PROMISE.
eta: on a completely random note, i fucking adore off_theground's moodtheme. i actively scroll through each mood, like, every time i post just to see the davids and their different faces. IT IS SO GOOD.
how else do i explain the fact that i magically managed to mistake 1300 as 1330 THE THREE HUNDRED AND ELEVENTY BILLION TIMES I CHECKED MY EXAM TIMETABLE SINCE THE BEGINNING OF LAST WEEK? i cannot, that is how.
clearly this is the universe's way of saying, hey, you know what, your life is going pretty well right now, your mom is fine, you got your album signed by david archuleta (AND TALKED TO HIM AND SHOOK HIS HAND, WHAT UP) and you're only going to the MOST EPIC CONCERT THAT WILL EVER TAKE PLACE IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, it's time to learn a little thing called gratitude and quit whining about school like the little shit you are.
um, so basically the moral of the story is, i am a retard. and clearly i need to read my timetables better so i am not fifteen minutes late for a final. and, i mean, i'm a model student, okay. or, you know, most of the time i am. and it's not, like, something i'm proud of or anything - i mean, i wish i could say i was the cool delinquent type or at least a model student WITH A REALLY COOL DOUBLE LIFE (LIKE KIM POSSIBLE) but i am so far away from that it is not even funny - but come on. SERIOUSLY?
OF ALL DAYS TO BE A MORON/LATE.
and it wouldn't even have been that bad if i hadn't, like, stood outside the exam hall WOFFLING FOREVER trying to figure out whether i was late or the exam inside was running late or WHAT, AND IT WOULD HAVE BEEN EVEN LESS EMBARRASSING IF THE SECURITY GUARD HADN'T APPROACHED ME AND BEEN ALL, "DUDE, YOU WANT TO GET IN THERE." AND IT WOULD HAVE BEEN STILL LESS EMBARRASSING IF I HADN'T PRACTICALLY FALLEN INTO THE DOOR AND MADE EVERYONE LOOK UP AT ME LIKE WTF, KLUTZ, KEEP IT DOWN, SOME OF US HAVE AN EXAM TO FINISH. ASDFOWKJENBRIEWFJKEW. *HEADDESKS FOREVER*
LESSON LEARNT, UNIVERSE. I PROMISE.
eta: on a completely random note, i fucking adore off_theground's moodtheme. i actively scroll through each mood, like, every time i post just to see the davids and their different faces. IT IS SO GOOD.